The Legend That Is Turd Ferguson

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#1 Sat, Jun 18, 2011 - 10:29pm
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The Legend That Is Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson doesn't trade options. When he walks into a room, options trade themselves. Turd Ferguson is so cool, Jim Sinclair calls HIM Santa. When Turd Ferguson does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the whole earth down. Turd Ferguson saved an entire town from rising floodwaters with his sharpie. He drew a line around it . "This is resistance" Turd said. The flood stopped. When Turd Ferguson calls a market bottom in silver, the EE raids itself. Turd Ferguson doesn't own physical gold and silver. Gold and silver beg him to take possession of them, and sometimes he acquieses. Just foolin' on a Saturday night! Feel free to add your own ! - Pining

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Sat, Jun 18, 2011 - 10:34pm
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TF Rocks

Turd doesn't write his blog, his blog writes about him.

Turd man, this site is a ROCKETSHIP Kudos!

Our monetary system has been hijacked by morons! Abandon ship!!!!
Sat, Jun 18, 2011 - 11:32pm
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When Turd Ferguson flushes

When Turd Ferguson flushes the toilet, it doesn't swirl clockwise or counter-clockwise - it waits until he tells it move down otherwise it consolidates. 

When Turd Ferguson visits the Vatican Turd Ferguson rides in the Popemobile and the Pope takes the bus. 

Hookers and blow don't officially have a party until Turd Ferguson arrives in his funny hat.

It's not that trading has stopped for the weekend, it's just that Turd Ferguson's printer broke and his Sharpie dried up. 

The reason why the Bernank's voice trembles so uncontrollably when speaking on TV is because he knows Turd Ferguson is going to tee his nutsack up with his new Taylor Made driver when he's finally done driving the POSX to 0 and G&S to Turd Ferguson-approved levels. 

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Sat, Jun 18, 2011 - 11:53pm
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Chuck Norris

Turd Ferguson and Chuck Norris were supposed to have a fight once. Chuck Norris refused to show up because he didn't want anything to delay Turd's next blog post.

“Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason.” ― Mark Twain
Mon, Jun 20, 2011 - 3:32am
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white-out is used to obscure~

white-out is used to obscure~ in Turd Ferguson's hands, it clears the view

you get as good as you give
Mon, Jun 20, 2011 - 1:59pm
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Impressive, gentlemen! A few more... ?

Turd Ferguson doesn't type his blog posts. The words assemble themselves out of respect. If Turd is late with a post, time better slow the f*ck down. Turd Ferguson has never read a book on trading. He merely glares at them until they give him the information he needs.

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