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Perhaps you're one of those people who has been aware for a long time that something has not been right in the financial world. Or, perhaps you have recently "woke up" to the realization that we're living in a monetary house of cards. You've been looking into precious metals, either as a store of wealth to "stash," or as an opportunity to do some trading. You want to know how to protect your assets, and find safer investments for your money.

Turd Ferguson is here to help.

"Turd Ferguson" was just an average Joe doing some day trading when he noticed that things in the markets were getting a bit screwy. He shared some of his observations on the renowned alternative financial blog, Zero Hedge, and became so popular with his forecasts and insights that Turd was urged to start his own website. In one short year, his blog and community, TF Metals Report, became one of the top alternative financial sites on the Internet. His podcast provides timely, useful information on how to navigate the troubled financial times we live in. Turd is known for his humor and relaxed style. He's no stuffed shirt and he's not going to mince words. He's going to tell you the truth.

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By subscribing to Turd Ferguson's premium service, "Turd's Vault," you'll get extra, value-added content that you won't find anywhere else on the Internet. Members receive Turd's insightful chart analysis, frequent podcasts covering market news, weekly podcasts with special guests, plus other helpful information, all available on a dashboard only available to gold members.

What You'll Discover in Turd's Vault:

  • Regular podcast updates and humorous commentary on the metals markets, almost every day.
  • Special event podcasts, webinars and interviews with top financial experts.
  • Accessible information provided in a fun, entertaining format. No stuffy academic tone here!
  • Turd's Vault dashboard offering a one-stop access to free and premium content.
  • Private Gold Members Forum - a haven from drive-by trolls.
  • No BS. Turd is a no-nonsense kind of guy.

Part of the reason you are here, we presume, is because you are sick and tired of the mainstream media covering up the extent of the financial malfeasance of Wall Street. Your subscription to TF Metals Report gives you full access to Turd's Vault, and it also supports alternative media.

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Excellent Turd – Thanks for the “heads-up” on the latest Open-Interest numbers. Very interesting – and – your podcast is (for me) one of the best descriptors of what is happening. Much appreciated.


Good stuff Turd!

Thanks. I enjoyed every genuine-beautiful minute of your infectious exuberance!

That cut in yer strut – glide in yer stride; right @#%!ing on – and your occasional finger drumming to boot!

Damned near blew my wine at several points in the podcast.

I count myself fortunate to have found THE Turd.

All the best to you and your family,


hahaha best podcast ever! Turd rocks!