Man Robs a Bank for $1 to get "Free Health Care in Jail--LOL

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#1 Wed, Jun 22, 2011 - 2:10pm
Jake
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Man Robs a Bank for $1 to get "Free Health Care in Jail--LOL

Ex Coca-Cola Delivery Truck Driver Has a Bad Back

https://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jun/21/verone-one-dollar-robbery-h...

ROFLMAO! I wonder if he knows he could have shown up at the emergency room? They can't turn you away if you can not pay.

Edited by: Jake on Nov 8, 2014 - 5:06am
Wed, Jun 22, 2011 - 2:28pm
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Meethinks he needs long term

Meethinks he needs long term care. His problems are chronic, and can't be handled by going to the emergency room, or rather, he would be in the emergency room every day.

Wed, Jun 22, 2011 - 7:06pm
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Sad thing is

Sad thing is that this may be a smart move: medical, 3 squares/day, roof, bed!

And, tons of great friends! </sarc>

Our monetary system has been hijacked by morons! Abandon ship!!!!
Wed, Jun 22, 2011 - 9:21pm (Reply to #3)
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Captain Silver wrote:

Sad thing is that this may be a smart move: medical, 3 squares/day, roof, bed!

And, tons of great friends! </sarc>

Very true with the friends comment - you'll get some whether you want it or not!