I AM A NIPPER!!!

Today I became a Nipper and i am just absolutely thrilled. I have no idea what a Nipper is but I'm sure it's a big deal. But I'm not going to lose my humility. I know what it feels like to struggle as a Johnny Newcome, so I'm not going to let becoming a Nipper go to my head. If anybody is already a Nipper out there, please help me to become the best Nipper I can possibly be. I will start nipping first thing in the morning. For now I'm going to celebrate my new Nipper status by purchasing 20 ASE's. I still can't believe I'm a Nipper!