Who do you have lined up to wash your grunds? I could do you a good deal - depends tho' ROFL
with a nappy service
Points for improvement:
BBQ seems to be missing.
Beer fridge is missing.
How will we pay you for building our garden if there are no beersies & BBQ?
I have just spoken with Wy So Slo and he is happy to be the gardener, beer barman (barmaid) and general man about the caravan.
He said "no money needs to change hands, but a few beers at the end of the day would be nice".
He has left a copy of his business card for your perusal.
All enquiries to Wy So Slo Australia
All good with me. I only own one pair of jocks. So i am happy to freeball. Great on the barby, and dont discriminate against scotch, or beer. True story , except for the jocks. I dig gardening, dig here dig there, Ole Chinese proverb. Man who gropes skinny girl, crutching at straws.
Commando glamping sounds right.
Giving up Bourbon for home distilled likker is the way to go. Distilling it a couple of times and taking off the 'heads and tails' gives a much cleaner alcohol than all but the most expensive Bourbons eg. 'Booker Hoe' ($90 a bottle in N.Z.).
A nice clean distillate should smell just like water and give a very pleasant buzz without the hangover effect.
Over here it is fully legal to distil for your own consumption.
download the blueprint at link
Survival needs vary from person to person. Can you dance? https://youtu.be/GL70yGpquTk
You need a hobby Wy So. May I suggest - building a man cave, drinking, stamp collecting, anything that will get you away from watching IKO IKO REGGAE.
Edit: where can I find more of that stuff ???
It's time to get back to basics.
Most of the crap we see is people exploiting whatever they can to make a living.
Real life needs spiritual guidance from the heart.
Without an anchor we are all doomed.