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Who do you have lined up to wash your grunds? I could do you a good deal - depends tho' ROFL

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Then again I possibly have better prospects

with a nappy service

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I think Ruff & I would be quite comfortable thanks Ata

Points for improvement:

BBQ seems to be missing.

Beer fridge is missing.

How will we pay you for building our garden if there are no beersies & BBQ? angel

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glamping in style

I have just spoken with Wy So Slo and he is happy to be the gardener, beer barman (barmaid) and general man about the caravan.

He said "no money needs to change hands, but a few beers at the end of the day would be nice".

He has left a copy of his business card for your perusal.

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All enquiries to Wy So Slo smiley Australia wink

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SB ATA RUFF SR

All good with me.  I only own one pair of jocks. So i am happy to freeball. Great on the barby, and dont discriminate against scotch, or beer.  True story , except for the jocks. I dig gardening, dig here dig there, Ole Chinese proverb. Man who gropes skinny girl, crutching at straws.

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yeah exactly what SB said. We need more glamping hehehe! 

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?????

Has glamping caught on in OZ too??? 

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BTW

I've given up my beloved bourbon cuz it's become the fashionable drink for the ultra cool crowd. So I've switched to crown royal and my old standby: home distilled likker. . 

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@sb

or do what I do and go commando. 

Once when I was tween I rode so long I got saddle sores and when I went to shower scabs had begun to form and attached to me undies. I had to soak them off in the tub. Nasty stuff.... 

No wonder I'm a hard arse hehehe who the hell else has callouses on their bum 

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,one more thing

You and sparky are both gonna lose if I'm in that competition. But only with spirits as I can only consume so much volume with beersies. I've drank myself sober with that stuff. 

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teardrop glamping

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Commando glamping sounds right. 

Giving up Bourbon for home distilled likker is the way to go. Distilling it a couple of times and taking off the 'heads and tails' gives a much cleaner alcohol than all but the most expensive Bourbons eg. 'Booker Hoe' ($90 a bottle in N.Z.).

A nice clean distillate should smell just like water and give a very pleasant buzz without the hangover effect.

Over here it is fully legal to distil for your own consumption.

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The Eco-Cooler is a zero electricity air cooler

download the blueprint at link

http://www.eco-cooler.com/

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ancaro imparo.

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Every imaginable topic

http://patriotrising.com/survival-pdf-files-manuals-guides/

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Eco cooler

Fascinating Magpie 

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SB

Survival needs vary from person to person. Can you dance?

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check this dude's skills

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Wy So's IKO IKO REGGAE

You need a hobby Wy So. May I suggest - building a man cave, drinking, stamp collecting, anything that will get you away from watching IKO IKO REGGAE.

Edit: where can I find more of that stuff ???

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Cutting through the crap.

It's time to get back to basics.

Most of the crap we see is people exploiting whatever they can to make a living.

Real life needs spiritual guidance from the heart.

Without an anchor we are all doomed.

                                                                          

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more iko iko

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