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Sat, Sep 7, 2019 - 7:55am
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What do you call

- a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?

Church?

In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb

Sat, Sep 7, 2019 - 8:08am
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I'm not one to gossip but - - -

A well known former Dot's contributor scuttles into the bookstore and asks "Hi, have you got that new book about tiny penises?"

The lady behind the counter says "I don't think it's in yet"

The man says "yep, I'm pretty sure that's the one".

In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb

Mon, Sep 9, 2019 - 4:40am
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spill the beans

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Wed, Sep 11, 2019 - 4:07am
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consult your psychologist?

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Wed, Sep 11, 2019 - 4:33am
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Really though

Dot's is a great example of the power of pictures and words.(and dots.). Join the dots and create a picture. Such a beautiful basic concept.

In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb

Fri, Sep 13, 2019 - 2:53am
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Life?

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Fri, Sep 13, 2019 - 3:01am
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forum dynamics?

Maybe the good old days weren't so bad.

Ruffian sure knew how to get the ball rolling.

Censorship though only works if the collective is right.

Problem is that the collective is wrong more often than not.

In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb

Fri, Sep 13, 2019 - 3:35am
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The worlds most important history lesson -

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1.Liberals. 2.Conservatives Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians' which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter') learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement. Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided. Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons. Modern Liberals like lite beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just irritate more liberals. And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks

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Fri, Sep 13, 2019 - 7:01am
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Hey ata

I miss ruffian here too.

Sun, Sep 15, 2019 - 3:20am
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Ruff

Thanks mate.

It's good to get a balance of things in order to affirm own our sanity.

We are only as good as the people around us.

In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb