...is so dumb she got hit by a parked car
is so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom, the toilet flushes.
When you get home, she's gonna run out from under the porch and bite you on the leg!
...so fat I had to roll over twice to get off of her.
I would have been your father but the guy ahead of me had exact change.
is so fat, when it came time for sex, your daddy had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. ( One chance in three that it wasn't an armpit).
...is so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid.
is so fugly a troLL wouldn't fOOk her.
when she go to the movies, she sits next to everybody
Yo mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
when she sits around the house, she sits around the house
... is so fat, she has other fat women orbiting her!
Yo mamma so fat, she cant float in space
Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma, So big, the only time she sees 90210 is when she steps on a fucking scale!!!
so poor she can't even pay attention!
Yeah??? Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers