WW III and Gov't-Owned Student Loans

Not that I've run across any articles (and not that "publishing" makes an idea any more worthwhile) ... though I'd be interested to read them if anyone has . . .

but it dawned on me the other day that:

• my student loans are held by SallieMae aka BigGov, and that
• in conjunction with that shitshow (College Bubble, etc.) youth unemployment is at unbelievably high levels, and that
• the Gov't could just "call the loan due", and
  • put the co-signors (parents) in FEMA camps, and
  • "draft" the debtors into military service.

Et voila. Batshit crazy? Likelihood of this happening? I put it at 20%; the same likelihood of there being no 2012 election due to martial law and confiscation of PMs, firearms, and food supplies for "the general Welfare".