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Donald Trump -Jules

Donald Trump -Jules Brassner

Jules Brassner Painting by Andy Warhol

Trump loved Andy Warhol.

Todd Brassner. - bankrupt art dealer Son of Jules Brassner-

Dead Man in Trump Tower -

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Cause of fire-Unknown. One dead, 6 firefighters injured. I don't own guns. Rely on expert testimony. I am not engineer. Look for experts opinions on what makes bridges collapse. I'm not a fireman or detective, but In my mind 6 injuries means it's a very very bad fire.

He took himself out because of his bad financial situation?

The Secret Service is accompanying the FDNY in the investigation.

Palm Beach has some colorful people. Establishing connections

Jules Brassner Ulogy from Eddy Shipek Palm Beach
Mon, Apr 9, 2018 - 1:00am
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Ruffian: Jimmy Page

was, as far as I know, a session musician on Petula Clark's 1964 global hit "Downtown", shortly before he founded Led Zepplin.

Petula Clark, who is 11 years Jimmy's senior, was a child star in England performing on BBC radio and entertaining the troops during WWII. She's still active at 85!

“Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.” ― Albert Camus
Mon, Apr 9, 2018 - 4:00am
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the victim

In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb
Mon, Apr 9, 2018 - 4:10am
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follow the money (cui bono)

Donald is happy to see the dollar devalued. 

His debt will become easy to repay.

In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb
Mon, Apr 9, 2018 - 4:33am
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and also

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb
Mon, Apr 9, 2018 - 4:37am
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Dear desperate

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try entering the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb
Mon, Apr 9, 2018 - 4:46am
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dear tech support

12 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads NightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with Cooking Plus and Clean house 2018.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch Turbo Strop and Multi-Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my BMW convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother In Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2017, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2017, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Yours sincerely,

Desperate

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Mon, Apr 9, 2018 - 5:40am
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WHORES AND HOCKEY PLAYERS

Mr.Fix wanders into the general store and tries to buy half a cob of corn. The very young produce assistant (G.L.) tells him that they sell only whole cobs of corn.

Mr.Fix persists and asks to see the manager.

G.L. (Green Lantern) says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, G.L. said to his manager, 'Some dreamer wants to buy half a cob of corn.' As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the Mr.Fix standing right behind him, so he added, 'And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.'
The manager approved the deal, and Mr.Fix went on his way.

Later the manager said to G.L., 'I was impressed with the way you handled that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?'

'Toronto, sir,' G.L. replied.

'Well, why did you leave Canada to work here?' the manager asked

G.L. said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there.'

'Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada.'

'No shit?' replied G.L.. 'Who'd she play for?'

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Ruffian wrote: cuz he's from

Ruffian wrote:

cuz he's from the "burg" and painted soup cans. I think his brother is still alive and there is a museum of his work here. Which I've never been too. I can go to a grocery store to see soup cans. 

Donald knows nothing about horses from the pic. That's an amateur polo pony. Poor thing, the Donald is grabbing him by the bit. The other names are meaningless to me. 

"They" breached the White House multiple times when Obama resided there. They fired gun shots at Biden's home with secret service present and got away. None of you would get away.

We have two simulatenous fires, one at Trump tower, and one at Clinton's house same day or consecutive days.

This is now the second fire at Trump tower since Trump has been President. The statistics show that most high rise fires never occur on the upper floor, always on the lower 6 or 8 due to electrical or heating systems.

This occurred inside a guys apartment. A guy that Trump knew or at least had cordial relations with his father who had a mutual liking for Andy Warhol. Palm Beach connections.

Either the guy fucked up royally to burn his apartment down either accidentally or intentional because he was despond about his money situation, or somebody helped the flames along.

It must be pretty bad when 6 fire fires get injured and one man dies. I have this weird habit. Whenever my high rise apart is on fire, I walk out the front door unless he was sleeping or couldn't walk through the flames. But if you are awake you notice the smell quickly.

It also throws my rubble on Trump's pile of troubles now with NYC media accusing him of being a slum lord who influenced politicians to relax the building codes. Trump has alot of properties and business's. You can fire alot of shots him indirectly. 

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New Ice Age coming?

GL has made reference several times recently, to major cycles changes that will affect the entire world. He has posted some videos as well. So have AM and others.

As a result of some of those posts about a month ago, I bought a recommended book by at least one of them entitled "Sun Earth Man" by Landscheidt.

To make a long story short, there are solar cycles and planetary cycles that have much influence on the climate we experience on earth. Landscheidt and others predicted many years ago, based on these known cycles, that starting about now, earth would start cooling due to those cycles, and this cooling period will peak around 2030, then slowly start to warm again, so the total period of cooler climate will be 25-50 years long.

I wonder if Deagel's prediction in 2014 that the U.S. of A.'s population would drop from 332,000,000 to 54,000,000 by 2025 has anything to do with this? He doesn't say this on his site--he says it is due to migration (and deaths) after the western financial system fails.

Regardless of cause, the Deagel prediction is spooky. We are not very far from 2025...

https://www.deagel.com/country/forecast.aspx

Mon, Apr 9, 2018 - 10:55am
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Syrian pullout...

I was surprised as well when Trump said he wanted to pull out of Syria.

Then, a few days later, another (most likely) bogus gas attack blamed on "Animal Assad."

So, did the neocons have to create another, new, supposedly "humanitarian" reason for U.S./Israel to continue to plague Syria?

Seems so to me.

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