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Fix, although you live in the

Fix, although you live in the hicks, you're a New Yorker. Billy Joel is a New York thing. You can't get that New York smell out of you. You don't hear peeps from Oklahoma, Missouri or TExas going on about Billy Joel. Totally a New York vibe.

Besides Zanzibar and Rosalinda Eye, I guess I'll go with.

Sun glasses, cigarette, afro, I don't give a fuck attitude and sax. New York State of MInd. 

New York State Of Mind - Billy Joel

It's All About Soul Nice Driving 1/8th note base, more sun glasses, sexy background vocals, and good lyrics.

Billy Joel - All About Soul (Official Video)

Leave a Tender Moment alone because of Toots Theilsman on harmonica

And Just the Way you are because of Phil Woods on alto saxophone. One of the worlds greatest bebop sax players.

You would think Billy Joel was a wanna be jazz musician. 

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Chinese Hypersonic airplane,

Chinese Hypersonic airplane, Beijing to New York City in 2hrs. (in development) Tested a weapons plane in a wind tunnel at 7 times the speed of sound.

Chinese hypersonic plane, Beijing to New York in about two hours
Sat, Mar 10, 2018 - 8:34pm
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Fix https://www.msg.com/calen

Sat, Mar 10, 2018 - 8:43pm
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Green Lantern

My wife is trying to figure out who the sax player in New York state of mind was.

She doesn't agree with the comments section, and wants to know if that is David Sanborn.

I figured I would just ask you,

You seem to know trivia like that. smiley

"When the student is ready, the teacher will appear."
Sat, Mar 10, 2018 - 8:49pm
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Green lantern,

My wife and I went looking for tickets at Madison Square Garden a few hours ago,

The cheap seats are gone, we'd be looking at about 500 bucks for the two of us, and decided against it.

"When the student is ready, the teacher will appear."
Sat, Mar 10, 2018 - 10:34pm (Reply to #20284)
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Mr. Fix wrote:My wife is

Mr. Fix wrote:

My wife is trying to figure out who the sax player in New York state of mind was.

She doesn't agree with the comments section, and wants to know if that is David Sanborn.

I figured I would just ask you,

You seem to know trivia like that. smiley

David Sanborn plays alto sax. This is a tenor sax. David Sanborn is more commercially succesful than Billy Joel's boy. 

He is Richie Cannata

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richie_Cannata

Richie Cannata performs NY State of Mind

Remember when we used to have albums with credits. 

Since I Fell For You - Al Jarreau and David Sanborn
Sun, Mar 11, 2018 - 12:24am
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The Master

Robert Johnson Terraplane Blues
In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb
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echoes

A tripped out classic.

Echoes
In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb
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Ruffian wrote: i don't like

Ruffian wrote:

i don't like either or that really popular nj guy whose name won't come to me. It's late and I'm really tired. 

BRUCE Springsteen 

Told you it's A New York middle age, italian, Jewish thing. You don't fit the demographic TOO young, too middle America

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dancing with the stars

Obama Palin dance

In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb
Mon, Mar 12, 2018 - 5:51am
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Lessons

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom , her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift in his car.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg & thigh;
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily nd went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

Green Lantern, Ruffian and Mr.Fix are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first!' says Ruffian. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! says Green Lantern.' 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to Mr.Fix.
Mr.Fix says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let Mr.Fix have the first say.

Lesson 4:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit s at on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. 

Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibbl e on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree..

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you the re.

Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to si ng for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb
Mon, Mar 12, 2018 - 9:04am
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I told ya what was gonna

I told ya what was gonna happen. Please don't spray me with holy water. 

You know Plato did say that there couldn't be liberty and freedom and good things in the country until the population realized As above, So Below. That the city state down to the layout of the streets, reflected the wisdom of the sky. Just as AM said, the macrocosm is constrained in the microcosm.

We each have a software that is nearly impossible to override. Even our WAKING UP is programed. Most people just never bother to look at the code on their software. Do you know why? Because looking is not encoded?

It really brings that conversation of who is controlling us to a whole new level.

Even my style, and your on line style of how you post is encoded within you. Just like I can tell Mr. Fix is ruled by the planet of imagination and delusion and I can tell the element make up based on how some of you post, you have the luxury to understand why I am a loud mouth. It's programmed.

Nobody would mistake my code for anybody elses code on this forum. I'm probably the only one here with this aspect. Shhh don't tell anybody that it's not because I'm a rude New Yorker. 

Fibbing is not programmed. High trust factor. 

 Outspoken and direct, you are
always eager to express your ideas
and opinions and don't mind
opposing the consensus and stirring
up a little controversy. You have
fresh, original ideas and much
enthusiasm for anything new and
untried, but once the novelty has
worn off, you are interested in
another new idea or project. You
never seem to have enough time to
do all you want to. You are very
honest, speak decisively and
convincingly about things you
believe in, and are unable to
pretend to agree with someone if
you honestly don't. You may be
somewhat deficient in tact.

Mon, Mar 12, 2018 - 10:07am
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GL,

You say:

" Mr. Fix is ruled by the planet of imagination and delusion".

Name that planet. cheeky

"When the student is ready, the teacher will appear."
Mon, Mar 12, 2018 - 10:18am (Reply to #20298)
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Nib ... Nibby .... Mibbyruru

Nib ... Nibby .... Mibbyruru .... Nib-something-or-other

It's right there shrouded inside a cloud of mandala effect inside the flat earth to see clearly if you just squint hard enough, click your heels three times and say "I believe everything the diversionary internet creators make for me to while away my relatively limited number of days!"

When you find it you'll know it's the right place because it has a native population of Schrodinger's Cats living in box shaped cat condos. When you ring the bell to a box-apartment they are in or not in or both.

smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley 

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Mon, Mar 12, 2018 - 10:25am (Reply to #20299)
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AM

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