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Sun, Jun 19, 2016 - 11:57pm
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G.L.s latest d.i.y. project

The day before yesterday G.L. was out walking his old faithful dog Fido, a male by genitalia, when he (Fido) found and ate a pair of worn women's underwear. The next day G.L. noticed that old Fido had forgotten how to lift his leg and was sitting down to do wee wees. Well G.L. consulted with the local government and other appropriate agencies and was told, unanimously, that he needed to build a gender neutral with transexual bias dog house for Fido. After some quick d.i.y. work G.L. is now in compliance.

In high tide fish eat the ants, in low tide ants eat the fish. - Thai proverb
Mon, Jun 20, 2016 - 12:46am
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My

I walk my female dog named National, down the street. All the other dogs are international. hat tip if you get it.

Mon, Jun 20, 2016 - 3:56am
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What was that

Live 24 hours silver chart [ Kitco Inc. ]

WhileLive 24 hours gold chart [Kitco Inc.]

While gold yawns?

Mon, Jun 20, 2016 - 4:03am (Reply to #7303)
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London Calling

London calling-The clash
Mon, Jun 20, 2016 - 4:12am
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London

Brexit calling? or Bomb the Casbah

Mon, Jun 20, 2016 - 6:51am (Reply to #7305)
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Grab for the steering wheel

with a little hand brake applied.

Watch for the spinout.

Mon, Jun 20, 2016 - 7:15am
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Leave it up to the Young Ones

Cliff Richard & The Young Ones - Living Doll

One of my most favs cheeky

Mon, Jun 20, 2016 - 8:09am (Reply to #7307)
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Early rap

Stutter Rap - Morris Minor & Majors

If you like the young ones you probably like Alexi Sayle and his Didnt you kill my brufer.?

Mon, Jun 20, 2016 - 10:52am
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Atten: New Zealanders

https://investmentwatchblog.com/new-food-bill-in-new-zealand-takes-away-...

Can this be true? Have they taken away your right to grow your own food?

I am reading posts on reddit.com that people are having their gardens confiscated.

Mon, Jun 20, 2016 - 3:11pm
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Pope reclassifies Christian genocide as "reductionism"

https://rorate-caeli.blogspot.com/2016/06/important-pope-francis-on-many...

Francis is not keen on the use of the word “genocide” to describe the situation faced by christians in the Middle East: “I don’t like it - I wish to make this very clear -,” Francis said adopting a very serious tone, “when some refer to what is happening to Christians in the Middle East as a genocide. This is reductionism.” “Let us not turn a mystery of the faith, a form of martyrdom, into sociological reductionism,” he warned. “Those Christian Copts who had their throats slashed on the Libyan coast, all of them died saying ”Jesus, help me”.

ancaro imparo.
Mon, Jun 20, 2016 - 4:13pm (Reply to #7309)
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Pontiac

That article was from 2011. I think the bill got squashed (Pun intended)

I can't find anywhere that it has been reintroduced.

Tue, Jun 21, 2016 - 10:33am
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Hedge fund manager Sanjay Valvani found dead.

https://nypost.com/2016/06/21/hedge-fund-exec-charged-with-insider-tradi...

Valvani, 44, the portfolio manager at Visium Asset Management, turned himself into authorities last week after he was accused of a $32-million scheme that relied on insider information from the Food and Drug Administration on generic drugs that were about to get approved.

ancaro imparo.
Tue, Jun 21, 2016 - 10:59am
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ancaro imparo.
Tue, Jun 21, 2016 - 3:31pm
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Mr. Fix gets his day in court...

I know that this may be of little benefit to the community at large here, but I did have a Court appearance this morning, where I got to meet with the district attorney, (the Town Liar for Hire), and the judge. (Crooked Politician in a black robe).

In a predictable manner, the Town Liar for Hire did offer me a substantial plea deal, whereby for a few hundred dollars, he could simply make this all go away.

I replied to him "so if I am to understand you correctly, if I admit to something that never happened, you won't prosecute me for something else that never happened”.

His reply "I'm just making the offer”.

I told him, "I've been waiting to see the judge for six months now, and I'm not interested in your offer".

I asked him if Deputy Sheriff Lying Sack of Shit had ever submitted his supporting deposition. He went through his pile of paperwork, and replied ”no”.

I then informed him that he had no grounds to prosecute me, and that I would be asking for a dismissal on those grounds.

Since there were 55 people in the room waiting in line to see him, (I counted them), and when they were done with him, they would have the opportunity to see the Crooked Politician in a black robe.

After approximately a two hour wait, my name was finally called by the Crooked Politician in a black robe.

After introducing myself, I stated that I had been informed by the clerks office that there would be no prosecution without a supporting deposition from the Lying Sack of Shit Deputy Sheriff.

The court clerk sitting next to the Crooked Politician in a black robe (Wicked Witch of the West), (I picked that because she actually looks like her), stated loudly that she had never said that. I immediately replied that her assistant court clerk had.

The Wicked Witch from the West immediately stopped the proceedings, for the first time, and asked to see the Crooked Politician in a black robe in her chambers.

Even the court bailiff (Angry Armed Thug with a Gun), I could also refer to him as the “House Attack Dog" also left the court room for the Chambers of the Crooked Politician in a black robe.

There were absolutely no authority figures whatsoever in the court room for approximately 5 minutes. Everybody just sat around looking at each other.

When the Crooked Politician, the Wicked Witch, and the Attack Dog all returned together, the Crooked Politician announced that it had nothing to do with my case. (Total bullshit).

I handed her my own sworn affidavit, which stated quite clearly that I was innocent of all charges, and that there was no supporting deposition from the prosecution, and therefore no basis to continue.

I had approximately 10 different motions for dismissal lined up for her, along with multiple requests for subpoenas, and a substantial file built for my own cause of action to make a claim in the Superior Court against all of them.

She dismissed my case.

I then requested that in writing.

She said it would be available at the court clerk by the end of the day.

The court clerk than noticed my iPhone in my shirt pocket, that had recorded the entire exchange.

She demanded that I surrender the phone to the court Attack Dog, to erase all of the evidence of the hearing.

I held my phone out in front of me, while the Angry Attack Dog with a Gun made sure that the file was deleted.

I asked her if I could expect that there would be no more further proceedings on this matter. She replied in the affirmative.

I thanked her for her time, and left the room.

I haven't returned yet for my written copy of the dismissal.

I'm somewhat disappointed that this case will not proceed to a higher level, I wanted to sue each and everyone of them personally.

My primary goal today, was to remove myself from all legal jeopardy, or I would effectively start throwing rocks at a hornets nest.

They didn't want to play with me anymore.

I'm done.

Now I can start focusing on things that matter.

I've been told several dozen times in the past six months that I had no chance whatsoever.

Don't believe everything you hear.

"When the student is ready, the teacher will appear."
Tue, Jun 21, 2016 - 3:41pm (Reply to #7314)
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Thanks, Fix!

Congratulations on standing up for yourself and inspiring the rest of us to do the same!

In this case YOU are the teacher that appeared for those of us that might be ready.

Tue, Jun 21, 2016 - 3:52pm
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Yes Mr. Fix, you are "set free"!

When one comes before a judge, he had better have the proper documentation or bondage will be the outcome. Happy is he who is prepared, when dragged before any body, now or forever more. 

NW VIEW >>>1 Cor. 1:18
Tue, Jun 21, 2016 - 4:34pm
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RE:Mr. Fix gets his day in court...

Magnificent~!!

Best thing I've heard in a long time

Tue, Jun 21, 2016 - 6:26pm
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Great work Fix. we know you

Great work Fix. we know you spent a lot of time and effort on preparing for this case and am pleased to know you were able to depart with the desired dismissal. It is a shame you were not able to proceed with your desired efforts but obtaining the necessary dismissal was of primary importance for an event you were not guilty of.

The fact that the magistrate/judge/robed crook left the courtroom along with his assistants shows that you had them over ruled already. Congrats and a wonderful lesson to all of us.

Tue, Jun 21, 2016 - 8:11pm
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Well done

Mr Fix , I have been waiting eagerly to find out how you go. That is great news, and shows a justification. Thanks and thrilled.

Tue, Jun 21, 2016 - 8:42pm
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@Fix Wow that's awesome

You are truly one of God's gifts the way your mental capacity functions. Brilliant. Hey check out the ABX (allocated bullion exchange) forum that was started. Do not own it unless you can fish it out of the lake. Rxman

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