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Bar talk

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies "For you? No charge!"

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." He doesn't react.

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.

"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he wants a drink. "I think not," Descartes says. And then he disappears.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft.

A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies "No I'm traveling light

 

A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow." The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a fine Pilsner beer. The bowl of pretzels then says "Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. You're a real smooth dude." Starting to freak out, the guy says to the bartender "Hey what the hell, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!" Bartender says "Don't worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary."

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Ruffian wrote: Quitting cigs

Ruffian wrote:

Quitting cigs is one the easiest things to do. I know cuz I've quit thousands of times - mark twain 

I resemble that remark. I had 3 or 4 smokes this summer and it has been a couple of months since the last one.

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Where oh Where?

With our continual conflicts, our troops walking in multiple nations, and our nukes ready to fly, will we be singing this old one again???????  It is not a new song nor a new concept for boomers. 

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There is nothing that one can do to stop the madness but he can insulate himself by walking a different Pathway.   Jim

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Wars and death are a serious enterprise.  There are few that actually gain anything, only those who seek a profit.  We are not like the Muslims, seeing that their dead arrive in heaven, being greeted by 72 virgins.  They , being without hope, on the pathway of the demonic, will arrive in a place that will have no exit sign, forever.  

Do we think that our young men will arrive in heaven because they die on the field of battle?    The board room of Satan has great plans for the migration into his kingdom. Oh how blinded are we?     jmo               Jim

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winning the war on your mind...

Infographic: Americans' Top Fears Of 2017 | Statista
Despite the constant fear mongering from the mainstream media and government on boogeymen terrorists plotting to steal our freedom, the public, according to this survey, is not buying it. In fact, the threat of terrorism isn’t even in the top 20 fears. Terrorism comes in at twenty-two—below credit card fraud and identity theft.

http://thefreethoughtproject.com/survey-americans-fear-government/

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Those fears are all very

Those fears are all very valid especially the top fear which has been proven year after year as many of our elected representatives end up behind bars for their misdeeds. That doesn't include those who don't end up incarcerated because of corrupt officials in our regulatory agencies and security agencies.

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I'm scared of all the human

I'm scared of all the human beings who are scared of government and keep putting bad ones in office, one after the other, locally, nationally, congress, senate etc....

I'm scared if they discover that one more powerful white man in politics, media, hollywood sexually harrassed a woman that there will be no more white men working in the corporations and political correctness will be double what it was before Trump took office.  

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A family member opted to give the TSA the permission to do a retina scan on him so he no longer has to wait 45 minutes to an hour waiting in line to get a frequency wave scanner and his testicles massaged by TSA agencies.   

I asked him what questions they asked?   They wanted to know who I was.....

As far as I know I've never filled a government form that revealed who were my siblings.  Not social security, not DMV, not marriage license.  The only time I've put a sibling on a form, to my recollection is on financial accounts in case of death, before I was married.   

So I am scared there is nothing left for them to steal, because the FBI knows more about me than I probably know about myself.   

Richard Maybury doesn't fly anymore.  He refuses to to submit to illegal and unconstitutional searches.   

Are American's complicit by agreeing to fly.  In some business's, you have no choice.  

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Donald J. Trump‏Verified

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

FollowFollow @realDonaldTrump

...2nd Amendment, Strong Military, ISIS, historic VA improvement, Supreme Court Justice, Record Stock Market, lowest unemployment in 17 yrs!

And now John Williams shadstats. 

5:09 PM - 21 Oct 2017

Unemployment Data Series     Last Updated: October 6th, 2017

The ShadowStats Alternate Unemployment Rate for September 2017 is 21.9%.

Incase, you still need help understanding what's going on.   I'll use unemployment as an example.  

Trump says unemployment is 17%.  Everytime the numbers come out, he exaggerates just a bit from the real official numbers.   

A. The right applauds and says he is the most efficient President ever.  Gets the most done.  Can't compare to the last group of losers.  Trump wins. 

B.  The left attacks him.  Writes articles showing the unemployment number for the last 8 presidents.   And then concludes that the unemployment rate really isn't 4.3% but is more like 4.8%.   His exaggeration has caused people to look at all the official numbers to conclude, although he has "lied" the numbers are damn good.  Trump wins. 

C.   A person who wants the truth looks at other measures of the work force besides the official numbers and conclude that both sides are deceived.  The arguement between he is doing great and he is not quite accurate is a bogus arguement because when he was running the official numbers were in question.  Now that he is President.  The official numbers are just fine.  

I repeat.  I'm scared of humans.  

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Game playing, vaccine

Game playing, vaccine adjuvant interaction with growth and inflammation of the brain, autistic tendency, K-r epigenetic selective, empathy and dopamine levels, ability to deal with fear, AI, transhumanism as competitive reaction to AI, areas of society that may commercially benefit from empathy reduction within populations: this interview has many subjects assumed to be separate from each other and in this they are all linked together :

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As much as I would like to

As much as I would like to fly for pleasure, convenience and vacations I haven't been on commercial airplane in ten years or better and have no desire to subject myself to the intrusions committed by the TSA (Tits, Sex, Ass) for years to come. I have been on private planes since my last commercial flight and in general I have no issues with air travel, just the personal intrusion of the TSA, the lead times necessary to get to the airport to submit to these intrusions and the way the airlines so treat us like cattle and with little to no respect though usually courteously. 

I quit listening to the government's 'official' BS numbers nearly 20 years ago as even then the discrepancies even to me were apparent. So nothing has changed there as they feed us the lies they require to keep us feeling the agenda they are following is for our best interests,,,,, not. Even when the fraud and graft becomes completely public the regulatory agencies take no steps to do their jobs and ignore their mandates.

There are lots of folks who blame the boomers for all that is wrong, but heavens it was decades before we became of age to vote and there are plenty of folks from the subsequent generations voting that are just as responsible as the boomers. The true responsibility for where we are right now is the Shadow Government and Deep State who do whatever they wish and we have no true representation in the government or it's functions.

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argentus maximus wrote:Game

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Game playing, vaccine adjuvant interaction with growth and inflammation of the brain, autistic tendency, K-r epigenetic selective, empathy and dopamine levels, ability to deal with fear, AI, transhumanism as competitive reaction to AI, areas of society that may commercially benefit from empathy reduction within populations: this interview has many subjects assumed to be separate from each other and in this they are all linked together :

Last week, James Corbett of the Corbett Report did a very complete Q&A on reddit on all things the Oligarghs, Conspiracies from Las Vegas to 9-11 to Eugenics to the final goal of the Oligarchs.   

The more I listen to Corbett, the more it's apparant, that man has alot of brain mass and up there with Farrell, just as good IMO, in terms of completeness.  On some subjects, even better.  While they have somewhat different interests, they are both interested and write alot on Transhumanism, Eugenics, etc...

I don't read reddit other than when a topic takes me on there.  Can never figure out the collapsing comment system.  

Here is the thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/76qkqe/announcement_james_corbett_host_of_the_corbett/

He made some prolific video's to answer some of the forum questions.   one thing he and Farrell agree on that Transhumanism is maybe the greatest threat to humanity at this time.   A subject that doesn't often come up here.  I read them but I don't usually post them.  

He posted three links on the forum on Eugenics and why he considers it to be the greatest thread to the world at this time.  It's somewhere around there but here is one. 

Whatever he didn't answer in print on the forum, he answered through video.  And there are some good ones and point of views you rarely here.  

ONe of Fix's favorite subjects. What is the endgame of the Oligarghs

What's your take on Las Vegas

Do you fear for your safety? 

Are UFO's an Intellegence Psyops? 

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sierra skier wrote:As much

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As much as I would like to fly for pleasure, convenience and vacations I haven't been on commercial airplane in ten years or better and have no desire to subject myself to the intrusions committed by the TSA (Tits, Sex, Ass) for years to come. I have been on private planes since my last commercial flight and in general I have no issues with air travel, just the personal intrusion of the TSA, the lead times necessary to get to the airport to submit to these intrusions and the way the airlines so treat us like cattle and with little to no respect though usually courteously. 

I quit listening to the government's 'official' BS numbers nearly 20 years ago as even then the discrepancies even to me were apparent. So nothing has changed there as they feed us the lies they require to keep us feeling the agenda they are following is for our best interests,,,,, not. Even when the fraud and graft becomes completely public the regulatory agencies take no steps to do their jobs and ignore their mandates.

There are lots of folks who blame the boomers for all that is wrong, but heavens it was decades before we became of age to vote and there are plenty of folks from the subsequent generations voting that are just as responsible as the boomers. The true responsibility for where we are right now is the Shadow Government and Deep State who do whatever they wish and we have no true representation in the government or it's functions.

I don't like travelling on planes for the obvious inconveinces and overt violations by TSA.   While I appreciate Maybury's point of view and understand, I've made a different choice.  Not better or worse.   Those rights to move between cities and countries without illegal search and seizure are gone.   The days of walking into an airport a 1/2 hour before your flight are ancient memories.  Pre-2001.  

I traveled to a seminar for a purpose which is extremely important for me.   To sacrifice that on principle would be detrimental to me.  My wife's family is not in this country.  For her to not visit her family is not even a consideration for her. My travel, when I don't go with my wife, are for my growth, learning, knowledge and wisdom.  I rarely go someplace just for the pleasure because my pleasure are my endeavors.  If they happen to be in a place that I enjoy visiting, all the better.  My brother just asked me if I want to go with him to Armstrong's conference.  I'd rather he just take good notes and I'll skip it this year.  

I don't feel any need to visit any place.  I did sufficient travel although there are still places I'd like to visit for enjoyment and cultural enrichment but don't feel absolutely compelled.  But my wife wants to take a second honeymoon and if she really wants to do that, screw TSA.   The rights are gone.  My protest won't change anything. And in one way, I do believe they would rather control our comings and goings and prefer us to stay at home.    And for my wife, I will make the sacrifice.   But I don't like it for one moment.  

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Three Dead Amigos!

 The day finally came and we headed for the airport in New York.   Mr. Fix, G.L. and NW View were headed for departure.  Mr. Fix wanted us to travel to Rome so he could show us what was really happening at the Vatican.  

We were first stopped by the TSA and were each asked "do you have a problem with our questions?"   Fix and I said "NO", however G.L. came unglued and was hauled off to a FEMA camp, never to be seen again.  Fix and I walked onward.  The local police department stopped Fix and I and wanted to search us, check our I.D's and put us in a holding tank for two hours.  Mr. Fix also came unglued, threw a chair at the chief of police and was hauled off to catch up with G.L. at the FEMA camp.  

They asked me if I had a problem with the search and I said "go for it".  I boarded the plane, made my way to the Vatican and was stopped, just inside their gates.  They wanted me to kneel, say the rosary, kiss the pope's ring or I would be stoned. (Ya know what happened).

You just have to pick your fights these days.  If it is not worth dying for, then it is better to just get on the plane.   jmo    Jim

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Haha y'all are no fun

I hate flying cuz I hate sitting for very long. Plus I don't like heights. Nor not being in control. 

But I have a blast with tsa and other searchers..., ummm can you do that a lil more to the left, do you mind scratching at 6 o'clock. Can you do that again ? Umm don't be too gentle. They NEVER forget me. 

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The opioid crisis was run by

The opioid crisis was run by a jewish family who made billions. And lobbied congress and the medical establishment to keep the pills flowing, downplay the risks, and prescribe these pills on 10's of millions of middle American white people. Despite being at the center of it, they have somehow dodged all culpability.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a12775932/sackler-family-oxycontin/

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>The Sackler name is no less prominent among the emerald quads of higher education, where it’s possible to receive degrees from Sackler schools, participate in Sackler colloquiums, take courses from professors with endowed Sackler chairs, and attend annual Sackler lectures on topics such as theoretical astrophysics and human rights. The Sackler Institute for Nutrition Science supports research on obesity and micronutrient deficiencies. Meanwhile, the Sackler institutes at Cornell, Columbia, McGill, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Sussex, and King’s College London tackle psychobiology, with an emphasis on early childhood development.

>The magazine pegged their wealth, shared among twenty heirs, at a conservative $14 billion. (Descendants of Arthur Sackler, Mortimer and Raymond’s older brother, split off decades ago and are mere multi-millionaires.) To a remarkable degree, those who share in the billions appear to have abided by an oath of omertà: Never comment publicly on the source of the family’s wealth.

>That may be because the greatest part of that $14 billion fortune tallied by Forbes came from OxyContin, the narcotic painkiller regarded by many public-health experts as among the most dangerous products ever sold on a mass scale. Since 1996, when the drug was brought to market by Purdue Pharma, the American branch of the Sacklers’ pharmaceutical empire, more than two hundred thousand people in the United States have died from overdoses of OxyContin and other prescription painkillers. Thousands more have died after starting on a prescription opioid and then switching to a drug with a cheaper street price, such as heroin.

>According to the Centers for Disease Control, fifty-three thousand Americans died from opioid overdoses in 2016, more than the thirty-six thousand who died in car crashes in 2015 or the thirty-five thousand who died from gun violence that year. This past July, Donald Trump’s Commission on Combating Drug Addiction and the Opioid Crisis, led by New Jersey governor Chris Christie, declared that opioids were killing roughly 142 Americans each day, a tally vividly described as “September 11th every three weeks.”

> The Sackler brothers came from a family of Jewish immigrants in Flatbush, Brooklyn.

>Opioid withdrawal, which causes aches, vomiting, and restless anxiety, is a gruesome process to experience as an adult. It’s considerably worse for the twenty thousand or so American babies who emerge each year from opioid-soaked wombs. These infants, suddenly cut off from their supply, cry uncontrollably. Their skin is mottled. They cannot fall asleep. Their bodies are shaken by tremors and, in the worst cases, seizures. Bottles of milk leave them distraught, because they cannot maneuver their lips with enough precision to create suction.

>At least twenty-five government entities, ranging from states to small cities, have recently filed lawsuits against Purdue to recover damages associated with the opioid epidemic. The Sacklers, though, will likely emerge untouched: Because of a sweeping non-prosecution agreement negotiated during the 2007 settlement, most new criminal litigation against Purdue can only address activity that occurred after that date. Neither Richard nor any other family members have occupied an executive position at the company since 2003.

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Now that is a great way to

Now that is a great way to handle the TSA and I will have to remember it when I do travel by commercial air again.

Great scenario Jim.

GL, I understand completely. I do have interests that may take me to the air again, but I am retired and have no need to travel for work or related needs. Anything less than 4-500 miles I can do in a day easily, we do 2 weeks back in Mammoth and drive that 1000 miles, but with skis and equipment and previously with the dog driving is fine. The last couple of times I flew I checked my CCW and did the TSA deal and had those hassles as well.

Next time I take to the air though I am going with Ruffian's game, that will make it more fun.

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Lil history

The British get the blame in the history books for the Opium Wars in China but it was the (((Sassoon))) family that was behind it.

In 19th century Britain, Chinese tea was the delicacy of choice. Seeing the demand, the Iraqi-Jew David Sassoon and his extended family exploited their connections to the Crown and succeeded in persuading them to bequeath a monopoly in the cotton cloth trade in the Far East. The Qing Dynasty, in need of silver and gold to bolster its currency, scoffed at the prospect of trading for rags being peddled by the merchant Sassoon family in the land of precious silks, and wisely moved to exploit the insatiable British tea drinking culture to further its own national interests by demanding payment in fungible metals.

With a Semitic light switch moral fluidity akin to a Jehovah’s Witness turned home invader, the Sassoons responded to the unanswered closed door by sneaking out back and opening the window. The new strategy devised by the unscrupulous mankind-botherers was to create a multi-national opium trade with the resources and collaboration of the East India Company, and use the intoxicating drug’s addictive properties to enslave the yellow man. Jewish agents sent by the Sassoon kingpins were busy putting down roots and establishing Synagogues in Chinese port cities such as Canton (today Guangzhou), and from here, they dispersed throughout free trade zones of the country pushing opium as a miraculous and mystical cure-all to the naive, superstitious natives.

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Couldn't even keep the new domain up for 12 hours. Tee hee - some of them are us.  

Serves them right for hiring INDO coders 

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<<<<<------- bad girl. But I am fun. I swear the look on their faces will make you laugh whenever you remember it. Once I asked for someone better looking.. 

Btw mystery pic was solved. We were in Utah on our way to Utah memorial park. Why? Remains unknown. 

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A five minute mea culpa...

Steve Pieczenik

Published on Oct 9, 2017

Very sad that I was wrong, I hoped for much better with this new administration. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

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I've been waiting for some of Trumps cheerleaders to notice that he's just as big a scummy piece of shit as the former presidents.

It has begun.

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