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Thu, Dec 1, 2011 - 10:55pm

For laughs and maybe even for some semi-serious discussion, the following is presented for your consideration.

Caution: If you are easily offended, you might want to skip this entirely.

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Dec 1, 2011 - 10:57pm



Dec 1, 2011 - 10:57pm



Dec 1, 2011 - 11:00pm

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Dec 1, 2011 - 11:11pm

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aurum argentum
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:12pm

Adam Corolla

100% right..Would have been even more effective without all the cursing.

San Diego Gold Bug
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:13pm

TEOTWAWKI is almost upon Us

Stack em, Pack em and Rack Em

The Sh.. is hitting the fan so spend your fiat on gold, silver, ammo, WATER and food while it still has value. Look at previous currency collapses going back to Roman times...they happen fast...the next generation always says that it won't be as bad as the this case they will be correct..IT WILL BE FAR WORSE!!

TEOTWAWKI is coming and it won't be pretty...keeping buying silver and gold!

San Diego Gold Bug bernard
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:16pm

Great Video!! Is that Tyler's dog?

Keep up the great the website...saved me some bank this week!!!

aurum argentum
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:19pm

Here is the "sanitized" version

Adam Carolla Rant OWS
San Diego Gold Bug Canadub
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:21pm

You are paying to much!

Check the Big Boys at which I found two weeks ago here. You are paying to much from FM.

A TFM friend.

Dec 1, 2011 - 11:22pm

Democrats & Zombies

Best one liner ever
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:26pm

Hello deluded ass douche

Hello deluded ass douche slaves, This rant in the video would have merit only if money was a meter for a persons general excellence, which it is not. Occupy wants to stop the way the system is acting right now, which is good.

San Diego Gold Bug TF
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:28pm

Trader says Shorts are reversing and going long

TF , A little bird told me that the Boyz have reversed course and are going long silver...they will run it to $100 before they do a quick about face for $25..thoughts?

I hope the black SUV's do not pull up outside of my house because of this post!

Dec 1, 2011 - 11:31pm


He qualifies what he means and specifies someone who has built something, not just someone who has money.

San Diego Gold Bug Canadub
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:31pm

Check your prices at the door!

Like I want to pay those kind of prices...Spam...check the players at FM is not even on the page!

Dec 1, 2011 - 11:38pm

The celebration of mediocrity

has run it's course. It is time to kick the panzi that run the ponzi. Three lefts make a right WTF!

Dec 1, 2011 - 11:45pm

Originally submitted by "Economical Disaster"

I've been looking for the opportunity to re-post this all week. Now is as good a time as any.

Look, I want to end the Fed, too, and I think that the TBTF kleptocracy is one of the things that has killed this country. I'm just not down with this guy...

Warren Peace
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:45pm

Gut Feeling

We hear that government economic reports come out 4 standard deviations above normal, and above the highest estimates........ it's surreal.

We see a herculean effort by the EE to cap silver and gold.

We remember some pretty despicable legislation passed during Christmas recess in the past.

The Fed opens swaps with, well.......... the whole universe.

IDK..... I just have a real bad feeling that something is about to happen. Almost like the level of cognitive dissonance between public knowledge and reality has widened so far into plaid that instinctual self preservation will snap back with such ferocity so as to shake the foundations of all these illusions of granduer.

Or, maybe we just go into January with the usual 4 or so crisis' per month. Seriously though, the depths to which the EE (status quo establishment) has gone in order to keep this fiat casino going a little longer, has surly reached the fantastic.... check that, the ludicrous. At this point, we can all only watch in amazement (and keep stacking).

clueless one
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:46pm

@ SD Gold Bug

Interesting...I read that a few days ago, maybe longer.

Strange that the EUR/USD has pierced support after a H&S pattern on the weekly chart...and the DXY futures daily is making a cup/handle...which would normally imply a deflationary move in commod'

then again, if true, maybe they'll run it up...get sheep to sell...then send the monkeys to the coin shops to scoop up the newly available phyz??

maybe everything has gone full retard... I dunno.

I need a beer.

bernard TF
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:49pm

Neither am I... but

Neither am I... but unfortunately, with the population at a staggering 300+ million in this country... there are a lot of human beings with simply NO skills or talent to compete in the new global market. So of course they are pissed off.. and they've taken on government subsidized student loan debt which few of them will pay off anytime soon.

A friend of mine who is a radiation oncologist says that now even MRIs can be outsourced... if a person comes into the emergency room late at night, they can just take an MRI, upload it (instantly) to a doctor in India, who can read the MRI and transcribe the results back immediately. So no job is safe.

Ultimately technology will replace the need for service jobs... and then what? What does the average joe to do except use the computer and internet to learn and teach himself how to live in a self-sustaining, less materially-driven way.

San Diego Gold Bug
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:49pm


And who was the guy who said, a couple of weeks ago, that "the machines had been turned off" and that silver was immediately going to the moon?

We'll see. Wake me up when it breaks through that downtrend line I drew from the highs back in April.

Dec 1, 2011 - 11:49pm

Save the children!!!

Save the children!!! It's all about the children!!! NO PEANUTS please!!! Dodge ball is too dangerous!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! Why don't I have bling?

The day I saw harnesses for kids and their parents walking them I knew we were F'd!

Dec 1, 2011 - 11:50pm

That's all for today

The BLSBS comes out in under 9 hours. Time to catch some ZZZs.

Dec 1, 2011 - 11:51pm

Solid Rant

by Adam.


However, Its not about one culture not being able to live by another culture. I use to think like that. But that is what 'they' want you to believe.


And i'm not saying greed isn't involved in the equation - but its been created by 'them.' MSM - Illuminati controlled mass media.


Its just so much deeper than just bad decisions and such. Its at the point where this is planned... this is done on purpose. Again, i think we are digressing and not progressing. Please tell me differently? Give me some examples how we are currently progressing?

History is repeating itself... Nothing New Under the Sun. Go research the timeline of the 'Dark Ages'.. Yeah, exactly, its so sh*t that they call and refer to it the Dark Ages, not gloomy, not ok... but dark. And that wasnt long ago.. why cant that happen again? Because we've grown the f**k up? How can we advance when we are being put under a spell by these scum sucking bast**ds? I don believe it anymore what they say. Its not about bad decisions - im done with that excuse. Anyway...


How can smartest of the smarts - Harvard, Cambridge, Oxford, Princeton, Hong Kong, Toronto, Columbia, Duke, ETH Zurich, Toyko, Paris, Copenhagen, etc... etc... graduates make these kind of insolvent, bad, GROSS decisions over and over again...

Unless those f**ks^ are all in on it... its got to be that than. That is my conclusion.


"There is something behind the throne BIGGER than the King itself." (i forget the author)

Thats where we are at... So again, Its not culture cant live beside another cultre... ITs way uglier than that because someone designed it to be that way for a purpose... and not much we can do about it. The War drums are beating and aint sh*t we can do about it. Sucks big time.


Last line Adam, "Its as old as the bible"

Fried(e)...Adam, its way older than that... Satanism has no start date.

Dec 1, 2011 - 11:51pm

Nice Rant

What an ass douche ...........narrow focus aimed at a small segment without thought to a much larger segment of those who worked hard all their life only to find out that guy driving the Bentley stole their life savings and no one did shit about it.

If OWS did nothing else , it gave many an avenue to focus on instead of having to deal with the real problem. Why is it none of these mouthpieces are not railing that no one has gone to jail with all the blatant crimes that have and are still being committed by the very same that caused the 2008 crash.

Carolla is more of a problem than those of his rant.......for some, his rant holds truth, but to lump the whole lot into the same, he degrades himself to being no more than a Rush Bimbo type, for that he loses any credibility and becomes an Ass Douche .

It will be interesting to see how this butt pirate handles the coming reset when his paper dies...His rant shows, he does not have a clue.

Dec 1, 2011 - 11:51pm

Maybe...I just heard this

IMF President Christine LaGarde, along with European INTERPOL, has frozen the $50 BILLION of MF Global derivatives tied to J. P. Morgan and has informed President Barack Obama, as well as U. S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, that European INTERPOL will soon indict Jamie Dimon of J. P. Morgan for currency fraud, counterfeiting and money laundering
Comment 24 minutes ago

clueless one
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:52pm

@ TF rrrrright...

thanks TF...

thought so.

Bay of Pigs
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:54pm

Hey Turd

What about those 3 or 4 "public servants" behind him making double overtime for standing around and doing nothing?

I thought Carolla's rant was horrible. He needs a basic education about the FED, Banksters and the 1% he so fiercely defends. Some weak ass shit there. Not funny either.

bernard Indiobear
Dec 1, 2011 - 11:58pm

I can't find a credible

I can't find a credible source on this

Dec 1, 2011 - 11:58pm

Very funny. However....

In this audio he's just describing class warfare, well fed by the Obama Administration...unfortunately whom he probably voted for.

Dec 2, 2011 - 12:00am




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