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Did you bring some beers?

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The greatest threat of all time

America’s Greatest Threat Is Its Crazed “Leadership” And Its Brainwashed Population

If there is going to be a war with Russia, then the United States
will most certainly be destroyed, and most of us will end up dead.                                                                                        

If Hitler were to attack Russia today, he would be dead 20 to 30 minutes later, his bunker reduced to glowing rubble by a strike from a Kalibr supersonic cruise missile launched from a small Russian navy ship somewhere in the Baltic Sea. The operational abilities of the new Russian military have been most persuasively demonstrated during the recent action against ISIS, Al Nusra and other foreign-funded terrorist groups operating in Syria. A long time ago Russia had to respond to provocations by fighting land battles on her own territory, then launching a counter-invasion; but this is no longer necessary. Russia’s new weapons make retaliation instant, undetectable, unstoppable and perfectly lethal.

Thus, if tomorrow a war were to break out between the US and Russia, it is guaranteed that the US would be obliterated. At a minimum, there would no longer be an electric grid, no internet, no oil and gas pipelines, no interstate highway system, no air transportation or GPS-based navigation. Financial centers would lie in ruins. Government at every level would cease to function. US armed forces, stationed all around the globe, would no longer be resupplied. At a maximum, the entire landmass of the US would be covered by a layer of radioactive ash. We tell you this not to be alarmist, but because, based on everything we know, we are ourselves alarmed. If attacked, Russia will not back down; she will retaliate, and she will utterly annihilate the United States.http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2016/06/03/41522/

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Silver into the future?

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Hahaha

if that isn't the truth.... 

The boys don't come to my yard for milkshakes....

lim not sure if it the beer, bourbon, likker or bbq or even my cornbread....maybe it's even a lil bit cuz if ruffian gets trashed enough. I don't dance on tables but I've done a belly dance or two. Thank heavens I never woke up on a table tho but I have in a chair with morning dew in my hair. Haha I'm gettin too long in the tooth for that crap or am i? 

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I have some stories that I promise will have ya pee ur pants... Or cry, or puke! 

But amen to horsepower

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Mies Van Der Rohe

Was the modernist architect more aligned with less is more. Wright was known more for prairie style, textile block and finally usonian style.

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"You're never too old

to do goofy stuff."  Ward Cleaver

(Beaver's dad, in case you're too young to know.  wink )

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"My conscience won't let me go shoot my brother, or some darker people, or some poor hungry people in the mud for big powerful America. And shoot them for what? They never called me nigger, they never lynched me, they didn't put no dogs on me, they didn't rob me of my nationality, rape and kill my mother and father... Shoot them for what? How can I shoot them poor people? Just take me to jail." 
Muhammad Ali May he rest in peace.

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Some of your stories have certainly had me close to tears and pissing my pants. Don't hold back when you feel one coming on.

Creative, crazy rants can often brighten up a day, big time!

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ten reasons why dogs, are mans best friend

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're wasted.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

10. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

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Gary's house

Former street kid Gary Savage has run foul of his neighbours because of his behaviour and the condition of his house, ...

Former street kid Gary Savage has run foul of his neighbours because of his behaviour and the condition of his house, which he owns.

A former Christchurch street kid has promised to tidy up his act to appease his frustrated neighbours.

Neighbours say Savage – known as Speedy – throws household items on the road, attracts crime to the area and takes little care in maintaining his home.

He admitted he annoyed neighbours, but had plans to give his home a face-lift and tidy it up. 

 

Neighbour Liana Tawhara said Savage's home "sticks out like dog's balls" in a street where people took pride in their properties.

"It's a nightmare.

"When it comes to selling this house, what's the value going to be having that across the road? That's a big concern."

Over the years, neighbours had removed rubbish, broken glass, a double bed and a bike which Savage had thrown over the fence and onto the road, Tawhara said.

In an effort to clean the place up, Savage received a quote for new flooring, windows, fencing, painting and landscaping for his property, which would cost about $2500.

Other neighbours were concerned with the consistent police presence at the property. 

Neighbour Wayne Balloch​ said police were at Savage's home several times a month. 

"We are entitled to peaceful living and that's not what we are getting." 

Balloch said he was "fed up" with the situation and had given up on being neighbourly with Savage. 

Their relationship became so dire, Balloch issued trespass notices to Savage.

Savage admitted he was a troublesome neighbour and was frustrated his home attracted so much crime. 

"I know I rark up the neighbours a bit . . . I'm settling down a bit now though.

"I'm sick of people coming in and burgling me and smashing in windows."

Savage said he threw items from his home over the back fence in frustration.

Last month, fires were deliberately lit at the front and back door of Savage's home. 

A police spokesperson said the fires were still being investigated and there were no suspects at this stage. 

Savage said he and his dog Dopey were in the house at the time and woke up coughing and spluttering from smoke. 

"I opened the door and got all the pots and pans to put it out and then dampened it down with water."

In November 2014, black smoke could be seen billowing from the property after Savage's garage caught on fire. 

Savage said he had a hard a life and lived on the streets from the age of 14. He managed to secure a house about 15 years ago.

"It took me six months to get used to a bed when I moved into this place, working a bloody stove even." 

"I'm sick of all this hassle though, I'll probably sell up and move to a better neighbourhood".

 

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hehehe I like the wards attitude! 

Yes, he was before my time but I caught a few shows years ago late nite on classic tv station. 

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Sheesh

it doesn't look that bad. The color is awful tho. 

I would think maybe the neighbors should offer to pitch in and help him out. However, he's probably better off moving to a more remote area... Easier said than done for most folks tho. 

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You have some damn good ones urself. 

Im a nutter so future installments can be expected. I've been well behaved recently... Sorta ...kinda... It won't last. 

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Prosaic but necessary

I have just bought a camper type hand cranked washing machine. Capacity is about 2kg.

Given that the very best danger is interruption to power supply on our planet:

I elect to not scrub my undies by hand. I may also have a new purpose if the worst comes to the worst in an unsettled country offering a laundry service. I have capacity to generate hot water for this easily enough. If not I can Glamp (glamour camp) in style.

I have seen reports coming from Syria about the diseases growing because they do not have capacity or water to launder their bedding. Surface bacterial infections I guess. Nasty stuff and makes me thankful for modern amenities.

Life may become so transigent that I aspire to the life of a washerwoman. I vote for glamping if possible cheeky

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I'm with you there. 

My biggest fear is interruption of the power grid. It's the main reason I keep volumes of paper hard copies of essential information. I have tons of old books with how people used to get by without limited power resources. 

Edit: not sure if u saw that new flesh eating bacteria. It acts like leprosy only it looks like black mold. It had eaten a woman's nose and was working on her cheeks and chin. Wish I'd saved the link! 

They have all kinds of stuff the new imports have immunity to and we have none. All kinds of people are sick with illness here now that we don't see this time of year. Symptoms we associate with cold weather not warm. The cases of pneumonia and bronchitis like is widespread and I'm hearing of folks I know personally across the country who are down with it. My best gf just spent three weeks ill and ended up in hospital. She is now just recovering. The reports of active TB and measle outbreaks are alarming... There is even some talk of polio like symptoms. Not to mention that mysterious disease that has caused numerous cases of paralysis in young people. They quit reporting on it but it hasn't gone away.... 

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glamping with style

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SB then we wont see this in the paper.

RIP our dearest Silvery. Died, not as a result of a marksmans bullet, but fell prey to a skidmark.

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Wei Yu Bin Hai Ding?

Hao Yu Bin?

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