Our purple tie buddy will emerge from his FOMC confab later today. He'll stammer and obfuscate in an attempt to swindle the mainstream masses into believing that all is well and that their Fed Masters have everything under control.
So you know what that means...HAT CONTEST! You've got until 2:00 pm EST to enter. To win, you must add together the shitco closing price of spot gold for this coming Friday and the Friday NYSE closing value of the HUI. For example:
shitco gold: $1472.40
Your guess: 1689.89
The winner will receive one free...