Fun with Max and Stacy

Sun, Apr 15, 2018 - 10:41am

It's always fun to be on The Keiser Report with Max and Stacy. In this episode, we discuss gold, silver, HFTs and spoofing.

This was actually recorded last Tuesday so all of the price and open interest shenanigans of Wednesday had yet to happen. In this episode, the hot topic was the history of price manipulation and suppression in the metals and the tactics used by Bank traders in their collusive efforts.

We taped a second segment and, once it's released later this week, we'll be sure to post it here, too.


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Apr 15, 2018 - 10:55am

Sunday smiles...

Some are new, and some are not.

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

No six, it's Sunday.

7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

17. Every calendar's days are numbered.

18. A lot of money is tainted.' Taint yours and' taint mine.

19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

Apr 15, 2018 - 10:55am


Here in South Western Ontario we have had a media barrage over last 36 hours talking about a ice storm of historic proportions.

1/2 inch of crystallized snow

Love the fear the government is sowing

All highway signs had notifications not to travel due to this storm


Apr 15, 2018 - 11:27am


I need all the pickup lines I can get when it comes to dealing with the ladies. Some of these are golden. Thanks, buddy!

Katie Rose
Apr 15, 2018 - 1:26pm

What are the chanches of this happening?

First off, I couldn't listen to this podcast. I found Max just too infuriating.

Second, is what this post is really about. Could any of you living in CA tell us what you think the chances of this occurring are (CA being broken up into 3 smaller States)?

I used to live in CA before the taxes drove me out. One year I made $35,000 and paid $17,000 in taxes (federal, state. local). And yes, I had a good tax preparer and tax attorney. This was in the early 90's. I could not make my house payment and other expenses on just $18,000 a year.

What happens to rural/country folk living on land is that any rural cities always determine what happens to them and what laws they have to live under. I lived in a ski town in Northern CA of 7000 (including unincorporated areas) and found that SF and Sacramento always chose our fate. These were not considered rural cities, BTW.

Our needs were very different from the giants, but they still put us into servitude.

Apr 15, 2018 - 1:52pm


The same situation, as you know, is the Seattle area lays their socialist laws on Eastern Washington State. The east side would also like to have their own state. Jim

Katie Rose
Apr 15, 2018 - 2:06pm

Farm Update

Most of you know me as "the Goat Girl" here on TF Metals. Yesterday I sold all but three of my goats. The three I have left behind are two females and my registered buck. The two females were so disoriented when they watched the rest of their herd being loaded onto a horse trailer. They were just plain depressed.

One of the females is pregnant. The other is her beautiful daughter I named Katie Rose, when my sister told me I should name her after myself. (Katie Rose is not my real name. It is the name of my beloved, departed Grand Mother.)

My friend kept trying to buy Katie Rose from me. I said "NO WAY!"

So I am headed out to the barn to feed my very small herd of two + one registered buck. He is kept in a separate pasture as he is too interested in his little daughter. I breed goats to birth in late April, as one late March day I sat for hours in a 17 degree barn. I nearly froze. And I learned from that horrible, horrible experience.

I will keep any female goats she may have and sell the boys at 2 weeks for bucklings. They will make fabulous bucks. (I also learned that I need to handle, and cuddle the babies that the Mom nurses. Katie Rose is just too wild to even try to milk in the future.)

All in all I feel really good about this sale. To be frank, I was getting tired of their upkeep and all the time they took.

I'll let you know when I have new babies.

Apr 15, 2018 - 2:13pm



Everybody should listen, although some may not want to read the brief clip at around 13:38. It was not read aloud, as he refused to do so.

Until we understand what we are fighting, we will never know how important it is that we stand together and fight as a team for humanity.

Edit, I would encourage Libero to listen to the video and all Turdites that argue for politics on the left and the right to listen.

This truly is a war for humanity where we all must unite.

It will also be shocking for our British friends, as I was also living in England at the time the little girl was abducted in Portugal. Both parents were doctors and vilified at the time.

Apr 15, 2018 - 4:59pm
CC Horses
Apr 15, 2018 - 6:05pm

Keith Neumeyer


25 minute video

Apr 15, 2018 - 7:51pm

Pick up line @ marcus

Marcus you could try his (practice first)

a guy sitting in a bar one night sees a cute little thing sitting on the other side of the bar and a guy walks up to her whispers something in her ear and after a couple more drinks they leave together , this happened on a few occasions and he decides to ask the the other guy what he is saying to the girls that works so well

the guy tells him "I don't like to mess around and to ensure I have a decent chance of hitting a home run this what I say"

slide up to the girl - not too close and ask " tickle your arse with a feather?" If she goes for it, you are in, go for it.

If she gets indignant and says " what did you say" bale out and say "it's particularly nasty weather" and leave

So next night buddy boy tries his luck after swallowing a few jack n cokes he slides up to a lassie and says "shove a feather up your arse?" The girl gets mad, slaps his face and shrieks "what did you just say?"

The guys says "it's pissing down with rain outside!"

Apr 15, 2018 - 9:19pm
CC Horses
Apr 15, 2018 - 9:39pm
Fred Hayek
Apr 15, 2018 - 11:40pm

Good concise explanation of things, Craig.

Nice job, and good choice to reference Max's previous Buy Silver and Crash JP Morgan program.

Apr 16, 2018 - 12:00am

you are free tv...she talks about the American

Revolution in the beginning. At the 40 min mark she shares a viewer's story

about her Dad's prophecy ..a very awesome story!

#PATRIOTSDAY: The Shot Heard Round the World! #2ndAmRev #WWG1WGA
Apr 16, 2018 - 1:05am

deconfliction ---heheh

What kind of bullshit is this? They set up a hotline "We are going to attack please dont attack us we are only bombing Assad forces...heheeheh"

..These silly pussy leaders...they are putting on a show and scaring the get them away from real economic problems...

Craig this was all a BS show...Nothing real about this missile attack.. Thats why Putin did not respond..Cuz he knows it was a show...A girly girl show of manhood...Please give me a fucking break...

These ball less so called leaders had nothing down there...They waited for the fucking market to close so that it would not disturb the "stock market" 000000000h the stock market should not go down...While we play world war 3 hehehe...scare the fucking public...

Oh so Neocons dont like Assad the Animal...Well too bad a-holes..Vlad is down there and you have to ask him privately "deconfliction". Sir can we please bomb Assad? Please we are so upset..We are so angry please? please? So the Vlad say ok but dont fucking touch my shit and dont destroy anything in the process.. Ok thank you sir Vlad...Thank you for letting us bomb Assad the Animal...hehehe

These ball less neocon child molestors..They are totally mentally sick bastards and cowards at best...

Apr 16, 2018 - 1:37am

These neo con pussies dont

have the balls to do World war 3...They are just bluffing...More like huffing and puffing...But while Vlad is down there nothing is gonna happen to Assad...and they have pissed Vlad off by doing that color revolution in the Ukraine..Thats why Vlad is down there...

Apr 16, 2018 - 10:08am

Tomahawk Silver Price Jump

Last time US sent out Tomahawks (59 of them) we got a 50 cent price jump in silver. Price quickly returned to its lower rigged price.

So, this time I heard the US sent out 103 missiles, so we could be looking at a $1.00 price move up in silver here (although it would be short lived). But still a nice move.

J Siefert
Apr 18, 2018 - 10:10am

Seen on Twitter

The passage is from The Sovereign Individual by Davidson and Rees-Mogg. In it they highlight disdain as a leading indicator that signals society's transition from one era to another.

A good reason to own gold, silver or Bitcoin.

Apr 18, 2018 - 10:59am
CC Horses
Apr 18, 2018 - 5:19pm

A $76,000 monthly Pension

Joseph Robertson, an eye surgeon who retired as head of the Oregon Health & Science University last fall, receives the state’s largest government pension.

It is $76,111. Per month.

The pension for Mike Bellotti, the University of Oregon’s head football coach from 1995 to 2008, includes not just his salary but also money from licensing deals and endorsements that the Ducks’ athletic program generated. Mr. Bellotti’s pension is more than $46,000 a month.


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