Mother's Last Doily

Though Chief Goon Powell is likely running the show today while Mother works on some crochet, today's Fedlines will officially be the last one cranked out by a Mother-led Fed. Though no changes are expected to the Fed Funds rate, we must still remain alert at 2:00 pm EST when the Fedlines are released.

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