Hope Fizzles - Your Latest JBSFC

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Wed, Jan 27, 2016 - 8:18am

The seeming good news of last week has faded away. Like the previous Cold War of the 20th Century, where instances of détente and optimism abounded only to fade away, The New Cold War is once again deteriorating into a dangerous war of words and escalation.

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  Refresh
Jan 27, 2016 - 1:23pm

OK, enough

Otherwise I'll have to delete Adi's picture...

;)

James CrightonDanforth Coxwell
Jan 27, 2016 - 1:00pm

Danforth (and impacted faeces)

Danforth, Sir, indeed, I am of the land of Wallace, William Wallace.

But, allow me to assure you that pinhead / steel-cut oats will work it's miracles on any bowel - whether in North America (where it will address even the most stubborn of cases), Lichtenstein, Antarctica and, yes, even The City of London.

The adaptor that is attached to the tube is to be inserted into (and beyond) the anus (gently, of course) - whereupon the reservoir (the red rubber bag) - filled with warm soapy liquid - is raised so that its contents flow into the caecum / descending colon - there to soften and coax impacted faeces - and to lubricate their descent (after extraction of the nozzle and tube), per anum, into the toilet bowl.

The other, unattached, nozzle is for another cavity - the details of which I shall not elaborate upon here other than to say it is for "ladies".

jc

AGAUTF
Jan 27, 2016 - 12:54pm

photo of Avi?

Which end do you blow in?

Danforth Coxwell
Jan 27, 2016 - 12:18pm

Steelcut oats????

perhaps if the user was from Scotland!!!!!! You might want to look at the special adaptor located in the bottom left hand of the picture, to understand what this device is to be used for.

infometron
Jan 27, 2016 - 12:05pm

Pure MOPE

Highest oil inventories since 1930! Ho hum.

Totally overshadowed by FOMC press release today...

The Management Of Perception Economics is strong in this one.

James CrightonJoseph Warren
Jan 27, 2016 - 11:46am

Warren / douche bag

You're English, aren't you JW? !!

Anyway, I never cease to be amazed at why people would insert equipment like that into themselves when it could be avoided by taking a large bowl of pinhead / steelcut oats every morning (without sugar).

Unless, of course, they enjoy it. Oh well ----- it takes all types, eh ...........

jc

Key Economic Events Week of 7/6

7/6 9:45 ET Markit Service PMI
7/6 10:00 ET ISM Service PMI
7/7 10:00 ET Job openings
7/9 8:30 ET Initial jobless claims
7/9 10:00 ET Wholesale inventories
7/10 8:30 ET PPI for June

Joseph WarrenTF
Jan 27, 2016 - 11:27am

Re: photo above

I'm enough of a gentleman to not ask you where you got that photo

Joseph Warren
Jan 27, 2016 - 11:25am

They Want War . . .

and peace negotiations aren't going to get in the way of that. Its the 'best tool for reordering a society' (research Norman Dodd and his Congressional work on private foundations).

Vlad seems to be playing the waiting game . . . hoping the Europeans will wake up before this thing is launched.

brokerk22
Jan 27, 2016 - 11:21am

I cannot hat tip you enough

Agree 1000%.

Actual photo of Avi:

brokerk22
Jan 27, 2016 - 11:04am

I hope

no one here subscribes to this deuche bag. In his latest article Avi Gilburt chides and makes fun of GATA. This guy is a complete self serving asshole. I wont even post the article. This guy is the queen of trolls and king of assholes. He doesnt care about truth or justice. He only provides confusion and cares about himself and convincing you to buy his service.

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Key Economic Events Week of 7/6

7/6 9:45 ET Markit Service PMI
7/6 10:00 ET ISM Service PMI
7/7 10:00 ET Job openings
7/9 8:30 ET Initial jobless claims
7/9 10:00 ET Wholesale inventories
7/10 8:30 ET PPI for June

Key Economic Events Week of 6/29

6/30 9:00 ET Case-Shiller home prices
6/30 9:45 ET Chicago PMI
6/30 10:00 ET Consumer Confidence
6/30 12:30 ET CGP and SSHW to Capitol Hill
7/1 8:15 ET ADP Employment
7/1 9:45 ET Markit Manu PMI
7/1 10:00 ET ISM Manu PMI
7/1 2:00 ET June FOMC minutes
7/2 8:30 ET BLSBS
7/2 10:00 ET Factory Orders

Key Economic Events Week of 6/22

6/22 8:30 ET Chicago Fed
6/22 10:00 ET Existing home sales
6/23 9:45 ET Markit flash PMIs for June
6/23 10:00 ET New home sales
6/25 8:30 ET Q1 GDP final guess
6/25 8:30 ET Durable Goods
6/26 8:30 ET Pers Inc and Spending
6/26 8:30 ET Core inflation

Key Economic Events Week of 6/15

6/16 8:30 ET Retail Sales
6/16 8:30 ET Cap Ute and Ind Prod
6/16 10:00 ET Chief Goon Powell US Senate
6/16 4:00 pm ET Goon Chlamydia speech
6/17 8:30 ET Housing Starts
6/17 12:00 ET Chief Goon Powell US House
6/18 8:30 ET Initial Jobless Claims
6/18 8:30 ET Philly Fed
6/19 8:30 ET Current Account Deficit
6/19 1:00 pm ET CGP and Mester conference

Key Economic Events Week of 6/8

6/9 10:00 ET Job openings
6/9 10:00 ET Wholesale inventories
6/10 8:30 ET CPI for May
6/10 2:00 ET FOMC Fedlines
6/10 2:30 ET CGP presser
6/11 8:30 ET Initial jobless claims
6/11 8:30 ET PPI for May
6/12 8:30 ET Import price index
6/12 10:00 ET Consumer sentiment

Key Economic Events Week of 5/25

5/26 8:30 ET Chicago Fed
5/26 10:00 ET Consumer Confidence
5/27 2:00 ET Fed Beige Book
5/28 8:30 ET Q2 GDP 2nd guess
5/28 8:30 ET Durable Goods
5/29 8:30 ET Pers Inc and Cons Spend
5/29 8:30 ET Core Inflation
5/29 9:45 ET Chicago PMI

Key Economic Events Week of 5/18

5/18 2:00 ET Goon Bostic speech
5/19 8:30 ET Housing starts
5/19 10:00 ET CGP and Mnuchin US Senate
5/20 10:00 ET Goon Bullard speech
5/20 2:00 ET April FOMC minutes
5/21 8:30 ET Philly Fed
5/21 9:45 ET Markit flash PMIs for May
5/21 10:00 ET Goon Williams speech
5/21 1:00 ET Goon Chlamydia speech
5/21 2:30 ET Chief Goon Powell speech

Key Economic Events Week of 5/11

5/11 12:00 ET Goon Bostic speech
5/11 12:30 ET Goon Evans speech
5/12 8:30 ET CPI
5/12 9:00 ET Goon Kashnkari speech
5/12 10:00 ET Goon Quarles speech
5/12 10:00 ET Goon Harker speech
5/12 5:00 ET Goon Mester speech
5/13 8:30 ET PPI
5/13 9:00 ET Chief Goon Powell speech
5/14 8:30 ET Initial jobless claims and import prices
5/14 1:00 ET Another Goon Kashnkari speech
5/14 6:00 ET Goon Kaplan speech
5/15 8:30 ET Retail Sales and Empire State index
5/15 9:15 ET Cap Ute and Ind Prod
5/15 10:00 ET Business Inventories

Key Economic Events Week of 5/4

5/4 10:00 ET Factory Orders
5/5 8:30 ET US Trade Deficit
5/5 9:45 ET Markit Service PMI
5/5 10:00 ET ISM Sevrice PMI
5/6 8:15 ET ADP jobs report
5/7 8:30 ET Productivity
5/8 8:30 ET BLSBS
5/8 10:00 ET Wholesale Inventories

Key Economic Events Week of 4/27

4/28 8:30 ET Advance trade in goods
4/28 9:00 ET Case-Shiller home prices
4/29 8:30 ET Q1 GDP first guess
4/29 2:00 ET FOMC Fedlines
4/29 2:30 ET CGP presser
4/30 8:30 ET Pers Inc and Cons Spend
4/30 9:45 ET Chicago PMI
5/1 9:45 ET Markit Manu PMI
5/1 10:00 ET ISM Manu PMI

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