Turd's Field Trip

Thu, Sep 12, 2013 - 8:06am

Last week, I had the opportunity to be a guest on The Keiser Report. Many thanks to Max and Stacy for the invitation.

My segment begins at the about the 12:00 mark. We taped this while standing in front of the JPM building at 47th and Park in midtown Manhattan. It was great fun and I think you'll enjoy it.


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Sep 12, 2013 - 10:29am


Furst! cheeky

EDIT: Rat Puke Numero Dos

Sep 12, 2013 - 10:36am

I see no video?

Video absent.

Sep 12, 2013 - 10:40am

Sum Ting Wong

I don't see the video.

Sep 12, 2013 - 10:40am


Yea , wheres the video cant wait to see it .

Sep 12, 2013 - 10:45am

Turd, you prankster . . .

Did NSA take down your vid?

Mr. Fix
Sep 12, 2013 - 10:51am
Nigel Black
Sep 12, 2013 - 10:52am
Ron Moore
Sep 12, 2013 - 10:55am

or here

Keiser Report: America's Curse (E496)
Sep 12, 2013 - 11:06am

Turd and Max!

Turd and Max - this will be epic! 

And shockingly - I have stumbled upon another "first" !

Edit to Add: And more shockingly - there is no video to view (at least on my browser), just blank white-space. Tried 3 different browsers - all the same. Is it just me? Hmm. Looking at the page source - the <iframe> where the video should be appears to be empty. Turd - where is that video?

Another Edit: Ahh - the video finally appeared. Just watched - great stuff. Really digging Max's doo .. one of the absolute worst (best?) cases of bed-head I have ever seen on TV. Thanks Turd, Max and Stacey.

Sep 12, 2013 - 11:12am

Good news for stock traders!

Guaranteed stock market rally of epic proportions in 2014!!!


Sep 12, 2013 - 11:15am

What A Week!

Luke, Max and Mr T! The axis of truth....

Sep 12, 2013 - 11:19am
Be Prepared
Sep 12, 2013 - 11:30am


Great to see you out and about... spreading the news. You should have put the word out that you were going to be in New York. A number of Turdites might have met up with you and brought you a few rounds... both liquid and metal! :-)

Sep 12, 2013 - 11:30am

Good news

Prior Epic Predictions

2001- Dow to 36,000

2004- Dow to 40,000 by 2009

2012- Dow to 3,000

2013- Rally of epic proportions, Gold to 700

Can you say assclown? 

Be Prepared
Sep 12, 2013 - 11:35am

You need to post your pic...

We know that you must have gotten your picture taken with Stacy and Max..... come on you have to post this pic as a promo shot! Be out and proud... lol...

Be Prepared
Sep 12, 2013 - 11:37am

Nope no pics

MrsF asked me the same thing. No pics taken. We just hooked up and shot the segment.

Both Max and Stacy are very nice and it was a lot of fun.

Sep 12, 2013 - 11:40am

Max & Turd

Absolutely brilliant interview , Turd , you looked and sounded great . I am very happy for you . What was up with Max hair though surprise

Sep 12, 2013 - 11:46am

well done Turd

Max needs a hairdresser.

Nice to see you in broad daylight. You should do it more often. 

Urban Roman
Sep 12, 2013 - 11:46am



Mr T? Who is Mr T?

Sep 12, 2013 - 11:50am


RESERVE BANK OF INDIA: Dear Citizens, Please Stop Making Garlands Out Of Your Money

Steven Perlberg Sep. 12, 2013, 9:50 AM 1,142 2 indian garland currency


Dhanender Kumar Jain, 65, a shopkeeper, holds a garland made of Indian currency notes in the old quarters of Delhi July 12, 2010.

The RBI, India's central bank, has asked people to stop using bank notes to make garlands, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Decorative garlands at marriages and political rallies are widespread in India. Rupee notes are often used, damaging the currency.

"Bank notes should be respected as they are a symbol of the Sovereign and public should not misuse them and help in increasing the life of bank notes," the RBI said in a statement.

The bank also said it will attempt to supply clean banknotes throughout the country and urged its citizenry to comply with a "clean note policy."

India's recent economic decision making is likely to exacerbate inflation. Should somebody tell the RBI that garland making, which destroys many rupees at one time, is inherently deflationary?

Read more: https://www.businessinsider.com/rbi-stop-making-garlands-with-money-2013-9#ixzz2eh61bXHl
Be Prepared
Sep 12, 2013 - 11:57am

@ag1969 - Better than using them to start fires...

If the Rupee won't buy a stick of gum, then making a garland is better than using them for heat....

Sep 12, 2013 - 11:58am


Watched the segment on Max Kieser. You predicted metals to go up frown No wonder they're giong down. Always remember we need more negative predictions (so that metals will go up)

Great interview other than that

Sep 12, 2013 - 12:03pm


Video unavailable
Vernon Wormer
Sep 12, 2013 - 12:11pm

Way to go Turd

Nicely done sir. Great interview. I have to ask you though, did you ever think when you started this that you would be interviewed by Max Kieser in front of JPM? What a strange trip it's been.

Sep 12, 2013 - 12:12pm

Nice Interview

Nice interview, Turd. But you really needed your hat and sunglasses.

Sep 12, 2013 - 12:15pm

Rambus, Avi Gilburt, and Toby Connor

These guys and a lot of technicians calling for gold to $1000 now and silver under 15$. It is contagious isnt it. Really at this point the PM market is totally toast and not even worth investing in with all the rigged trading. These guys are calling for 100 on the HUI. I mean shit just close down ALL the f&%$ing mines and crater all paper mining stocks to nothing. This is so stupid. Physical is the only thing left. What a damn joke this all is. A sad one. This site volume is off huge. We need a miracle.

BagOfGold Be Prepared
Sep 12, 2013 - 12:20pm

Be Prepared...

Not to worry!...I was hiding in the bushes...& I was able to snap a few pictures!...More on this later!!!...

Bag Of Gold

Mr. Fix
Sep 12, 2013 - 12:22pm

Nice interview,

The only thing I found revealing, was when Max Keiser thanked you at the end, and called you “George Ferguson”.

Vernon Wormer
Sep 12, 2013 - 12:45pm

STRANGE, indeed

I hear ya. Surreal.

And then when you factor in the RT reaches something like 2B people, it becomes mind-blowing.

Sep 12, 2013 - 12:49pm

Patience, grasshoppah

Just whom do you think is taking the other side of all these sell orders today?

Have you read today's other post? It's a freebie! All should check it out asap.

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