Our old purple tie-wearing buddy made an appearance from his bunker today. He was quick to inform the world that we are all in dire straits, the The Fed stands ready to whatever whenever and that all of the Goons are unanimously opposed to negative interest rates.
And it's that last part that seems so silly on two levels.
First, if the "market" wants to take rates negative, the "market" is going to do it. The Fed has the power to try to cap rates and set them in a range but the "market" can overwhelm them. See the continent of Europe as an example.