TurdMart Store

Welcome to TurdMart!
We offer three main departments below:

TurdMart Preparation Store
Visit our emergency preparation and long-term readiness store that features preparation items such as survival kits, food and generators. Please let us know if you have suggestions for more items!

TurdMart T-Shirt Shop
To view the products: Since most items are "PG-13," you need to create a free Zazzle account and set your preferences accordingly (Zazzle's rules - not ours!).

TurdMart Precious Metals Store
If you are looking to buy precious metals and supplies, try these online stores! A portion of sales goes to support TF Metals Report.

Featured Products


FUBM Shirt
(Long or Short Sleeve)

Family Preparedness Kit

BTFD Hat
(Many Colors Available)

Commisssions received from sales of products help support TF Metals Report. Thank you!