Chickasaw Five Ounce Silver Bullion Coin Release
The United States Mint on Tuesday let its distributors know that they may order 2011 Chickasaw National Recreation Area Five Ounce Silver Bullion Coins on Monday, July 18, 2011.

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If that happened then I would insert one in my mouth as a bottom lip extender.
How about a Kennedy or Franklin, half dollar 10 oz silver frisbee?
If you want one graded, I think it costs around $70 ea for PCGS