Oh, For A Word From My Turd – A Poem

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Oh, For A Word From My Turd – A Poem

Oh, For A Word From My Turd – A Poem

Awoke from listless sleep and an itching groin

Morning anxiety screamed, “Go buy BitCoin!”

For he’s left you here, floating alone

Now sharing with others, his earth-toned cologne

March 21, it’s 10:32

Dear Turd, I worry, where are you?

I try to hold back, but the pressure's so high

I moan with pain, where does my warm Turd lie?

Oh, for a word from my Turd

From his digital shell

His little head poking to say

Buy more, my son, hold and do not sell!

Cyber attacks, Chinese hacks

DHS armor, Janet’s a charmer

No corn for you, it’s diesel fuel

Still I’ll not fret, for my Turd is a jewel

Zero Hedge, Drudge, no not even my mother

Can comfort me like my brown tethered brother

For with my Turd is a bond unexplained

Each time he passes by, I flush with joy once again

Oh, a word from my Turd

If only to say ‘all is well’

Excreting with mild perspiration

Buy more, my son, hold and do not sell!

Yes, hold fast though it hurts

And you long for release

Press on, press on

For soon comes your piece, er, peace

And though my Turd may be long

And it seems to take days

I sit quietly trusting

He will break through the maize

Oh, a word from my Turd

To silence the evil Cartel

Emitting his trumpet-like wind

Buy more, my son, hold and do not sell!

Edited by admin on 11/08/2014 - 06:27

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