AMERICA IS SCREWED UP . . . . . HUMOR

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AMERICA IS SCREWED UP . . . . . HUMOR

Do not get mad.  Laugh and see how funny this really is.  

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • A Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed "Workplace Violence"while an American citizen boasting a Ron Paul bumper sticker is classified as a"Domestic Terrorist".

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

  • You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

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  • The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

  • Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

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  • Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

  • The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks ofunemployment checks (to not work).

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

  • Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

  • Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

  • The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

  • Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

  • You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

  • You pay your mortgagefaithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on hismortgage (while buying iphones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

  • Your government can add anything they want to your kid's water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.) but you are not allowed to give them raw milk.

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

  • Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".

=========================================================== You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....

  • You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.

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  • Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but writing and signing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered "art".
Edited by admin on 11/08/2014 - 06:01

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Surely

Revolution cannot be too far off... Sure seem to be headed in the wrong direction!

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