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Your Mama...

...is so dumb she got hit by a parked car

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Your Mama

is so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom, the toilet flushes.

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Your Mama

When you get home, she's gonna run out from under the porch and bite you on the leg!

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Yo mama's...

...so fat I had to roll over twice to get off of her.

I would have been your father but the guy ahead of me had exact change.

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Yo mama

is so fat, when it came time for sex, your daddy had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. ( One chance in three that it wasn't an armpit).

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Yo mama...

...is so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid.

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yo mama

is so fugly a troLL wouldn't fOOk her.

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is so fat

when she go to the movies, she sits next to everybody

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Yo mama

Yo mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

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she so fat

when she sits around the house, she sits around the house

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Yo Mama...

... is so fat, she has other fat women orbiting her!

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Yo mamma so fat, she cant

Yo mamma so fat, she cant float in space

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Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma, So

Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma, So big, the only time she sees 90210 is when she steps on a fucking scale!!! 

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so poor she can't even pay

so poor she can't even pay attention!

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Yeah??? Yo mama's so poor,

Yeah??? Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers

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