Lean Forward? seriously?

So I viewed msnbc this evening because I felt like punishing myself and to fill my hump with anger (I'm like a camel). I made a discovery. That pandering fucking network full of DNC water-toting apologists have a marketing campaign called "Lean Forward"! Correct me if I'm wrong, but is "lean forward" not a euphemism for "bend over"? It's starting to feel like we are living in a great big mockumentary. Writers in Hollywood make seven figures for writing this kind of comedy.

Lean forward, comrades. The new super congress/politiburo has a balanced approach for getting rid of everything you work hard for. I wonder if those idiots even thought about it. Lean forward.....

Bend over America! let's divvy this pie up, nice and fair.

I don't know why I even bother working anymore.

Sorry guys.

/rant off