here is the pic of the limo ride from the hotel to the ranch....
in aLL seriousneSS. i respect the artist. we wiLL continue to suPPort what it is you do and how you do it.
"Off Main Street: The SpeakEasy/BackRoom"
February 26, 2012 - 12:46pm
#9843
ok pin man.....
February 26, 2012 - 12:54pm
#9844
I Hate It When This Happens
Photo: Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley [NSFW]
Photo: John Knight via SF
Gate
A woman described as "heavyset" and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the J-Church line on Tuesday morning, and while cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church in Noe Valley, she threw off a blanket that had been wrapped around her, walked up on the hood of one man's car, and stomped on his windshield. The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds, and he had a lot of explaining to do to his insurance company.
“They asked if the car was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,” says Knight. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’ They didn’t really know what to make of it.”
The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. Knight says he won't press charges because, well, she's unhinged.
Update: SFist commenter Paula Maxa posted the following pic of said woman in action:
February 26, 2012 - 1:34pm
#9845
Kentucky- frightening!
I'll bet that guy will be traumatized for years... Therapy and whiskey for him.
And Welcome to the Speak- Feel free to grab a cold one!
February 26, 2012 - 1:47pm
#9846
Lol!
That pic and story is so random! Friggin' funny or what?
Look at the persons reaction in the car. 
February 26, 2012 - 2:10pm
#9847
Speak Sunday Brunch
The staff is happy to see you and ready to serve.....
Cheers!
February 26, 2012 - 3:55pm
#9848
Pining
I've been waiting for the right time to open up a bottle of vintage Domaine Carneros. I thought the museum opening would be perfect. Nothing wrong with wanting to remain a street artist, though. Maybe I'll save the bubbly until silver sticks at 50.
February 26, 2012 - 5:08pm
#9849
Sunday Brunch
That all looks great, but I'm good right here. Got one of these bad boys in the oven right now (New York Strip Roast) and a bottle of Riesling Spatlese chilling down... :D
February 26, 2012 - 5:18pm
#9850
How 'bout a little Boney M?
I've stopped eating a lot of sushi because of the Japanese Nuclear Spewing Program..... the bio-uptake must be pretty significant on the Pacific side..... It's a bummer because it was one of my favorite types of food....
February 26, 2012 - 5:48pm
#9851
Japanese fish - - -
Japanese monkey's.
February 26, 2012 - 8:44pm
#9852
ClinkinKY...
Photo: Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley [NSFW]
Actually that woman is...
LOL!!!...
Bag Of Gold
February 26, 2012 - 8:57pm
#9853
DPH...
Is it too late for brunch?...Looks yummy!!!...
Bag Of Gold
February 26, 2012 - 9:09pm
#9854
BOG...all you can eat
Slow crowd today so I kept everything covered up and warm.
Free munchies all night for everyone. It looks delicious.
February 26, 2012 - 9:11pm
#9855
That was Quite a Brunch You Guys Enjoyed Today
Made my mouth water just looking at the pictures. And that beef by Eric O? Magnifique!!
But, given my current circumstances, I couldn't afford the cover charge for such a repast. Thought you'd like to see what I dined on today while you all were partaking of top drawer cuisine.
But don't worry about ol' Ferd. I've found that by raising the hood on my old Continental, I can set the beans and biscuits on top of the radiator and get them warm enough to eat without fear of food poisoning.
And, it appears that my financial outlook may improve markedly in the next 24 hours. A policy holder happened to be in Vegas last week and observed some of the goings on. Brought back some still shots and an interesting video. I figure I can parlay these into enough fiat to pay off my credit cards and have enough left to host brunch in the Speak next Sunday. Eggs Benedict and Mimosas for all!
Hope I don't have to post these but will if I must.
Listening, Murphy? Remember the little skinny dipping session at the "Ranch"? Wasn't as private as you thought.
February 26, 2012 - 9:37pm
#9856
Ferd...
All I can say is...
Bag Of Gold
February 26, 2012 - 9:49pm
#9857
Magpie...
I've been waiting for the right time to open up a bottle of vintage Domaine Carneros. I thought the museum opening would be perfect. Nothing wrong with wanting to remain a street artist, though. Maybe I'll save the bubbly until silver sticks at 50.
Go ahead & open up a new bottle of wine & celebrate each & every time Pining posts another masterpiece...& I will help you drink it!...We are blessed here at the Speak...to see his art in motion...definitely a historical event!!!...
Bag Of Gold
February 26, 2012 - 9:58pm
#9858
Eric O...
Has just seen an "old adversary" of mine...
If this two bit hussy ends up at the Speak...don't let her in...she will eat & drink you dry...call you honey...& spend all your money!!!...
Bag Of Gold
February 26, 2012 - 10:24pm
#9859
I Got A Woman
she's so mean
sticks my boots in a washing machine
fills me with buckshot when I'm nude
puts bubble gum in my food
she's funny
wants my money
calls me honey
Dylan
February 26, 2012 - 10:28pm
#9860
jeez
I picked a hell of a weekend to go to work. First, I missed the pre- Oscar party at the Speak on Saturday night and then I missed Sunday brunch!
Ferd, I've got an alibi for that time over the weekend in question. I'm pointing the finger at someone who is accomplished in the art of photo shop for framing me the the photo in question.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
February 26, 2012 - 10:43pm
#9861
Keep On Rockin In The Free World - Pearl Jam
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