Letters From the Racially Tolerant American Future and Present

April 26, 2034, C.E.

Dear Comrade 153691:

It has come to our attention - through your loyal neighbor Comrade 156901 - that you have violated several statutes of the 2023 Tolerance and Equality Act to End All Racial Bias, Discrimination, and Disadvantage.

According to Comrade 156901, you have disobeyed the law in the following manner:

1) Last December, you displayed a Christian Nativity scene in your home that was visible in the window. According to the Religious Tolerance and Unification Act of 2025, no Christian items may be displayed as they represent white supremacy, imperialism, and intolerance to other religions. You must only display approved devotional items that have been screened to ensure that they are 100% inclusive of all races, sexual orientations, genders, and mental health statuses.

2) You have been overheard questioning the 2024 Racial Equality and Poverty Elimination Wealth Redistribution Act and have expressed a desire for private property rights to your friend Comrade 105196 during an illegal backyard "barbecue" using banned meat products. As you should be well aware, not only are barbecues perpetrating an evil against innocent animals, but they perpetrate dangerous racial stereotypes.

3) Finally, you have been apparently growing food in your garden beyond the approved parameters using non-standardized and dangerous wild seeds. The idea that a citizen should create and keep more without sharing with his or her neighbors through approved channels is a racist, white supremacist idea that as you know, we cannot tolerate in a compassionate, racially free society.

Such violations are an affront to the enlightened society of equals we have created. You are also therefore required to report to the Central Authority of Racial Harmony and Equality on Friday morning at 9 am. Once there, you will be required to go through rigorous mind screening to determine your Racial Bias Quotient. Should you be found deficient in your Luther-King-Obama Score of Mental Tolerance, you will be assigned to months of mental reprogramming and therapy to correct your deficiencies and make you a productive, tolerant member of society.

Please note that if you are reassigned for surgery, your home will be reassigned to another family and your possessions given back to the state so they can be properly distributed.

Any resistance on your part can and will be met with deadly force.

Yours In Racial Equality,
Government Official 159162


April 26, 2014

Letter to the Editor

I can't wait until the day when America is finally free of racial bias! For this reason, we should be quite clear that the most important issue of today is the 100% proven, unassailable fact that Cliven Bundy is a racist, and a domestic terrorist, and by association, so is anyone who supports him.

Never mind the so-called black men who have stepped up to defend him. In fact, you can add these men to your list of betrayers of the black race:


Black Soldiers: Cliven Bundy is Not Racist


And here's what Rev. Manning had to say. He may be black, but he's a homophobe, and he's clearly an "Uncle Tom":


We also need to shun and decry the black woman who claimed that she did not think Bundy being a racist was the issue. Can you honestly believe that she is more concerned about a government "SWAT" team collecting money from citizens? She is clearly one of those nutty "black helicopter" conspiracy theorists. 


Folks, if you have bought into the bald-faced lies of the quack "tin foil hat" community on the Internet about local control, government overreach, and a so-called "police state," you are probably nothing more than a racist yourself!

And just take a look at these crazy militia people who are surrounding Bundy's ranch. Clearly, they are motivated by pure racism and hatred of black people - and the few black people who are members are obviously suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Militias are for whackjobs - clearly home-grown militias were not what the Founding Fathers intended when they came up with the Second Amendment. Guns were only supposed to be used for self-defense - not mass uprisings of backwards, racially intolerant militants who are only motivated by pure, inmigated hatred for Obama due to his skin color! These people are anti-government extremists. They must be stopped!

I am here to tell you now that we are a country finally achieving progress - why, the California legislature has been busy at work passing a bill requiring schools to provide history lessons on the racial importance of Obama's election. This is all about showing our children how much progress we have made. But we still have a lot more progress yet to go.

As long as there are Cliven Bundy's in America, however, we cannot achieve progress. Sure, Oprah said people like this would die out soon, but it's not soon enough. These insane, pro-violence, gun-toting militia members need to be picked off one by one and shot. Perhaps we can send drones in to get rid of them. Let's use this technology for what it's meant to be used for! Racists should not have any rights!

These so-called "freedom fighters" are stealing our public land by claiming the federal government doesn't have a right to it. They claim that the endangered tortoise is just a ruse, because the BLM has euthanized tortoises! Do they really think that we can put sick tortoises back out in the wild?

They have no right to this land. As you know, public land really isn't meant to be used by the public - it needs to be protected from it. And what's all this hoo-ha about a Chinese solar power station? Well, that's a lame argument - the deal did not go through, but what's the problem? Renewable energy is a good thing, and if the Communist Chinese are ahead of the game on us with solar power, then maybe we need to step up and fall in line. We need clean, green energy!

Let us support the BLM in routing out these clearly racist domestic terrorists in our midst. They are standing in the way of a better America. I fully support the BLM using whatever force is necessary in order to achieve this.

As for those of you who are concerned we are losing our rights or complaining that the federal government is trying to steal land - you have no rights to that land! This land was stolen from the natives and built on the backs of their blood.

As for that ridiculous couple who is complaining that their cabin in the woods is being taken by the government - they must just be a bunch of nutjob preppers who somehow think they can run away from society, stop paying taxes and then burden our governments with the tasks of building and maintaining roads for them. They are the leeches on society! Not people on welfare, who are the victims of historical racism and white privilege.

So get with the program, guys - realize that we are all in this together and none of you get special rights to land or anything else.

Sincerely,
Fed Up American

 

Disclaimer: The above two letters were shared in the spirit of satire. I am not responsible for any lack of understanding in regards to the point and purpose of satirical commentary. Please read and comment at your own risk. 

Stephanie blogs sporadically at a number of websites, including Freeople and Free Thinking Christianity.

86 Comments

cliff 567's picture

1st

After reading all the way thru.

Thanks Steph

JustDale's picture

Thank You, Stephanie

You beat me to the punch.  Was just getting ready to link the David Manning commentary on 'racist' Bundy.

Any who wish a 'boots on the ground' take on all things Bunkerville may wish to follow the battle @ http://youtube.com/user/PeterSantilliTV   Episode 690 covers this latest betrayal.

PS.  I am DONE w/Glenn Beck as of 4/25/2014!!

I Run Bartertown's picture

3rd

Reich

Blasphemy

wink

Mr. Fix's picture

This is just too good! ...4th...........

Stephanie,  you have successfully hit it out of the ballpark again!smiley

Great job on  that religious tolerance thing!devil

JustDale's picture

Also...

The Pete Santilli Show is broadcast live @ http://guerillamedianetwork.com @ 10 AM Pacific Time weekdays.

Included in Episode 690 is full-length, original interview w/ Bundy.  You won't believe what he had to say about Mexicans/Illegals!  Oh man, this Bundy character is such an evil (x2) guy!...The dregs of society!...A boil on the ass of humanity!

LORD, save us from dishonest men.

May the haters choke on their own tongues...May they break their teeth on their own words.  Go to hell, MSM!

waxybilldupp's picture

Here's one thing ...

Here's one thing that really hits my intolerance button ... those rat bastard contrail making m'fers.  Skies have been pretty clean here in northern flyover land for quite a while but those pricks were sure busy this morning.  Now that it's cloudy, I can calm down again, but I know they were out there.  

Hate 'em.  Somebody's pissing my tax dollars down their leg.  For what?  So springtime tornados "can be all they can be"?  

<rant off> and wax off

edit: Thank you Stephanie.  Love your approach to this topic.  AOL "news" had a clip the other day describing how Cliven had lost some supporters because of "racist" comments.  I choked on some bile when I read it.  Classic MSM "B" as in B, "S" as in S.

Dr Jerome's picture

I am a racist

You just confirmed it Stephanie. The logic is inescapable. I feel a logic chain of syllogistic reasoning coming on...

  • Major Premise: All whites are racists
  • Minor Premise: I am white, mostly
  • Conclusion: I am altogether a racist.

Additionally

  • Major P: Evil should be eliminated.
  • minor p: Racism is evil
  • Conc: Racisim should be eliminated

Lets put the two together into an enthymeme:

I ought to be eliminated because I am white. Not only that, I own a gun. Don't even get me started with the logic on that one, but to cut to the chase, that makes me a "hateful racist." Harry Reid says so. And somewhere I have an ounce of gold around here. I think it is with my floor jack. And owning barbarous relics (or any commodity) is even worse.

  • Major P: barbarous relics should be consigned to museums, like the a Chinese underground  vault.
  • minor p: gold is a barbarous relic
  • Conc: Therefore, it is good that China is buying all the gold...

Fools, those Chinese and other Asians, Russians, Mid-easterners, Africans, (in fact, all the darker brown-skinned people)  and most of the rest of the world except for white people, giving us good FIAT money backed by the full faith and credit of the US government, and in return we Westerners get them to haul off these barbarous relics that are essentially a rock somebody dug out of the ground. 

I am clearly a racist. I have to admit it to myself because that is the first step in my ethnic cleansing. Clearly, I need to be less white or I deserve what I get.

Now my own logic has confused me ... like a banker who figured out that a $1 and a $100 bill are made of the same stuff. 

I better stop reading non-NSA approved websites like this and get back to teaching my mostly white college students with the common core curriculum so our next generation can think critically, discover the hidden multipliers of 11, and fully embrace all people except hateful racists.

@ Waxy,  You have an intolerance button? wow!
I think you better take that button and go find a free speech zone and leave it there. And where can I get one?

Maryann's picture

Kittens and prom...

Well, how on earth can you argue with "disabled minority kittens?"  smiley  Excellent satire, Stephanie!!

Dr J, yes, that all makes sense, right?  The sad thing is, there are probably many people who would come to those "logical" conclusions!

On a happier note, my son is going to prom tonight.  Sometimes, you just have to put all this aside and enjoy the special evenings that will be lifetime memories!  Corsage is bought and camera is ready....

Undecided's picture

White Power?

Anyone laughing at me, being all powerful and stuff? I don't get any whiter than white and yet still with all this power I still can't find two nickels to rub together.  I guess I am going to have to punish some slaves for not being powerful enough. ( How many slaves do I have? How many people am I against?)  If you can answer that question then yes I am the almighty white guy!  White power is laughable.  Almost as laughable as private property.

pericolace's picture

....Fantasy and reality.........

Good stuff, Stephanie. What is really interesting is how someone will look at a book like Brave New World or 1984 and be horrified enough to say, 'Well, we do not want to go down THAT road', and when it is actually happening, the same person will say 'Bullocks! This is just one of your tinfoil hat ideas! We are doing juuuuuust fine!'. I suppose it is because when you read books like that, the plot and story are known beforehand?

Consider this: Imagine yourself sitting in a park with your family in Berlin, May 1935. It's a lovely day, people are out and about, the nation is getting stronger by the day, nationalism is growing, the nation is looking to expand its borders by absorbing ethnic German enclaves in neighboring states.........stability and prosperity are finally returning. Then, someone walks up to you......a complete stranger........and says, 'In 10 years, this city will be a smoldering ruin, and the nation will be destroyed and divided'. Imagine how you would react. While we have hindsight, I can guarantee that most people who only believe what they are fed would just wave it off as lunacy. Others might take pause to ponder. Still others might flee the nation.

Boswell's picture

New "racist" in town...

Maybe this guy will take some heat off Bundy? Nah, just adds to it.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/26/donald-sterling-clippers-owner-black-people-racist-audio-magic-johnson/

DeaconBenjamin's picture

Imagine yourself sitting in a park with your family in Berlin,

They Thought They Were Free: The Germans 1933-45

https://archive.org/details/theythoughttheyw027497mbp

AlienEyes's picture

Excellent Stephanie ! You go girl !

Dr J : “Minor Premise: I am white, mostly”

Why don't you just say you're Italian?  smiley

AlienEyes's picture

How I Failed Sensitivity 101

About nine years ago I decided to send a small Christmas gift to a Jewish friend of mine.

After much deliberation, I settled on a gift I honestly thought would be perfect.

I had a really nice Zyklon-B aromatherapy candle custom made in burnt almond.

Talk about not being able to take a f**king joke. The asshat hasn’t spoken to me since.

That’s ok. I never liked the bastard rat in the first place.

Dr Jerome's picture

Italian?

Ay laddie, 

Boot I doon't suppose that would go well with me kilt.

Funny thing,

About 14 years ago I interviewed for a job at a prestigious technical university. My name is Jerome. I was from a large southern inner-city university in a region that was over 50% African American, and I had been doing research on the rhetoric of Louis Farrakhan.  You should have seen their faces when this white boy walked out into the hotel lobby to begin the interview.  They were under great pressure to diversify their faculty, but they had to pretend that the interview was real, even though I had no chance to get the job. I was a bit naive at the time and did not realize why they were cold to me.

Nana's picture

Thank You Stephanie

Another fine post right on target and right on time!

FreddyKrugerrand's picture

US Bureau of Disabled Minority Kittens...

...I always get them confused with the US Bureau of Disabled Minority Siamese Kittens.  You know, the group that broke away because they felt that their specific issues weren't being addressed.

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Regarding "nutjob preppers" I watched a movie a few nights ago that involved, to a large extent, preppers.  It was called Goodbye World and it actually presented prepping in a very balanced way.  The movie did dwell a lot on the character flaws of the group of 30-somethings trying to cope with TEOTWAWKI, but I can still recommend it.   

stephanie's picture

@Boswell - it's feeding frenzy time

I got a chance to read your comment before I left for the gym, and there, blaring in the locker room was CNN having a field day over the racist basketball team owner. They were totally relishing it. Then, later on, they went back to Cliven Bundy, and had this white female Democratic operative chirping happily about how "CLEEEVEN BUNDY" was a "raging racist," and how this is yet another example of how "racially insensitive" the Republicans are, and what a biiiig problem this is for them. (Funny, I had no idea Cliven Bundy was a staunch Republican!)

Then more crapola about the missing airplane, a little bit on the bad weather coming in this weekend, then lather, rinse, repeat.

Clearly they are gearing up big-time for the mid-term elections. Anything to take attention off of the failure of Obamacare.

PS Dr Jerome, thank you for taking the initiative to "come out of the closet." We would now like to redirect you to the nearest re-education camp. ;-)

stephanie's picture

PS Racists need to be "punished"

Go read some of the comments on the articles about the Clippers owner. Some people are calling for him to be "punished" and that he should be "forced" to sell his team. See, if you are a racist, you have no rights, even if what you said was initially private (and said to your black/Mexican girlfriend). 

Bugzy's picture

I do remember a time in Atlanta

I had just flown in with my backpack. I was on this Marta train going to Dunwoody. It was full and this black youth hobbled on with one leg in a cast and on crutches
I stood up and offered him my seat, which he gladly took.

Well, the look on the faces of everyone else in that rail car was something to be seen. It was as if an alien had just landed; well technically, from the UK I was classed as a legal alien by US gov,,,,, hey, isn't that racist?

Happy weekend folks

Patriot Family's picture

Marta Trains

Were you riding after 7 p.m.?  A firearm capable of firing round with sufficient stopping power is a good idea on some of those Marta routes.  Quite a bit of robbery and assults took place on commuter lines.  Used to live in Atlanta.  There are definitely pockets of strong racial tension in that city.  Lots of great people too.

Fred Hayek's picture

I want reparations for the racism my family faced!

There.  I said it. 

I am with our new, modern way of thinking.  If you people don't like it, too bad!

I want reparations for the racism my family suffered.  My ancestors were slaves.  Slaves!

And I won't be pacified by some 40 acres and a mule crap.  No way.  I want the value of those things back when my ancestors suffered terrible, blatant racism PLUS interest compounded daily.  We were slaves!  What are a few words of ambiguous intent from one man compared to explicit slavery promoted and countenanced by an entire nation?

So, the government of Italy should consider this post as my invoice for the amount of $1 Billion to be paid to me for the injustices my french ancestors no doubt suffered at the hands of Julius Caesar's army after the loss of the battle of Alesia in September of 52 B.C.   Please have a senior minister PM me.  I will accept payment in either form of money, gold or silver or a combination of the two.  I will not accept paper equivalents of bullion.   I will only accept actual bullion.  The wounds of the injustices done to my ancestors will heal with nothing else.

Bugzy's picture

Firearm

No, I had just got in from UK.
It was during the day, found it odd that no folk would talk to me when I was trying to get a few dollar bills changed so I could make a call. Then Some girl freaked out near the university because I had asked how to get to the Marts train and apparently it was about a mile and so I set off walking and she nearly had a heart attack, wanted to get me a taxi... then there was another some middle aged woman whom I asked for directions later, swung by in her car and said she would drive me to the station as she had given me the wrong directions, rather pleasant really. So, yes, very strange place.

Then sharing a few beers outside a shop in some black dominated area, some other black guys turned up and I thought that was going to get a bit heavy, I was the only white guy. The two who were drinking the beers I just bought them, told them I was ok because I was from the UK..... interesting kinda place.

Colonel Angus's picture

Racism

Why don't these overbearing authoritarian types make the logical argument against racism...it is inefficient! If I'm such a mouth-breathing type that I'd prefer to hire someone because they have the same skin color as me, I'm probably missing out on a lot of well-qualified people to do whatever needs to be done. And one of those people may be the best at it or may have the best price and be as good as one of my skin-color brethren.

Edwin Abbott Abbott (the author so nice they had to give him the same name twice) made such a (veiled) argument about social classes and about sexism in his book Flatland. He wrote the book in 1884 as a protest against Victorian England. Yes, there is some geometry involved in the book, but it makes us see this world is bigger than what we see and think about on a daily basis. It's 100 pages or so. You can get it for free on the Gutenberg project. I suggest it to people all the time. And many say it changed their lives...

Marcus's picture

I'm a racist too

But only if one considers murderers, rapists, thieves, pedophiles and sociopaths as being a race (or races). I don't take to those types too well.

Bugzy's picture

There again....

In the masses of the infiniteness off the universe and stars (suns) and earth like planets and evolution and stuff.

Well, to believe that God, of this whole magnificence, made man in his image!

Surely racist, human racist.

Thinking that we are better and more privileged that God would choose us to like like him. Hmmm wonder if god is black or white? Maybe Japanese looking? One legged dwarf?

Elitism.

We see it everywhere. USA! USA! USA! Money money money, rich than thou, new,car, old car. We judge and compare ALL the time. Threat or no threat, shaggable or ugly.

They are all separation type isms. Why be prejudiced and just talk about pigmentation of skin.

Ok, that is blue touch paper lit,, now off to bed,,,,,,

Ok Superiority in what? Which allows one to drone whom and because of what? WE must believe that they are worse or we are better or that we can leave depleted uranium around and cause birth defects, or the banks who treat us as chattel, or the... it's everywhere. Yet we attempt to isolate one little intsy bit and talk about Negro stuff. There is elitism in every corner in every walk of life in every city in every job in every man. Ooops, and woman

SS121's picture

a rambling vault reply... put here as it might be race related

SSJ,

Yes indeed, Gold, ... 'and' Silver....

But consider, even in just the context of gold-  They have unlimited, and they have direct control of the gold price control device (gold chart)

So, theoretically, if supplies were low because they had sold all the gold into the public...  all they would have to do is 1- cut off the easy money (increase poverty)  2- run the gold chart up to say  5,000 bucks, and then 3- buy up the gold with their unlimited fiat.

(come to think of it,... this might be why they did the big run up from 2009 to 2011)

...then with the public drained and the price at 5,000ish it would take a lot long time for the public to become a serious buyer again.  If the public did start to come back in.. then just DROP the price!  (like they did after 2011.. hmm)  or if the come in anyway and supplies get low...  run the chart up to 10,000 and buy it all back again.

their daily motivations aside, this is basically what they have been doing for years... "managing" the public's perception of the value and monetary nature of gold (and silver) through their ownership and direct control of 1-the gold chart, and 2- the media.

But they can't really go too big withthe 5,000 gold, then 10,000 gold thing because at some point even the sheeple would think hyperinflation was coming,  or the booming gold price would so far outpace the stock market that everybody would exit equities and pile all those fiats into real gold, which obviously would defeat the purpose.

But they probably could continue on for a while... except for one thing-  Silver.

Silver has them trapped.  they can't run the silver chart any lower, and they can't run it higher, and time is running out in this current range.  How screwed is that??  (can't go up, can't go down, and if they stay here much longer they die)

It's going to be interesting to see how high they run it if/when they finally kick off this shabby New Reserve Currency thing they've been cobbling together.   How high will they run gold?  how high silver?  or an even better question-

(and granted, it's their false flag operation, but just to game this out...)  in what order should they run the 1- Gold Market Manipulation and 2- New World Reserve Currency stories??  

Do they announce the New Reserve Currency and then blow up the Gold Market Manipulation story to justify running up the gold chart??  or do they media blitz the gold market story and say that this is a USD killer and the world demands/decides to go with a blah blah New Reserve Currency??

It will probably all overlap, but would guess that the gold market story will be the media blitz kickoff.  What a total screwed up mess...

the gold market, the silver market, the bond market and holdings of U.S. Treasuries, the national debt, the unemployment stats, the dark pools, the 'derivatives' .. etc etc etc...   There is NO accounting at the top, behind ANY of those things.   

The programmed simulation software just churns out the charts and reports, and delirious prompter readers read whatever stories scroll by.  

if i said the NFL was just fabricated scores and stats with manufactured reports I could be proven wrong in seconds as the games actually happened, people were there, players/fans/cheerleaders/video... on and on.

If i said the world's airplane flights and arrival/departures were just fabricated numbers on a screen... again, proven wrong in seconds by millions of eye-witness  travelers, pilots, etc...

But say "the silver and gold markets/charts are a software driven hoax" and the only evidence to the contrary is the repeated stories from the financial media.  Maybe it is legit.... but where are the 100s of 1000s of HFT Algo programmers?  Wall St. should be the east coast silicon valley of programmers!  

The big banks and hedge funds trade  long and short contracts for some reason?? Or do HFT Algos read news headlines?? (seriously?)  Both at the same time?  how does that work?   Why does the gold chart and the silver chart react the exact same way at the exact same time to a reported glitch by only a gold trading Algo?  

why would the silver and gold charts track together anyway if they are ran by HFT Algos?  Oh, and it's not just (according to legend) that the charts are ran by HFT Algos... but they are ran by 'what?'...100s of competing HFT Algos from all the big banks and funds that employ the 100s of 1000s of programmers that don't exist. 

That's the problem with hoaxes and false-flag operations, if anybody ever ignores the blaring info blitz and asks a few dumb questions... it's 'crickets'.. ::chirp::   ::chirp::   but hey, who knows...

ata's picture

Racism

Nothing wrong with being a racist. The worry is when people lose sight of seeing beauty in diversity. Life is a sacred gift.

ClimbThatHill's picture

My wife...

My non-white wife is clearly also a racist because she married a white guy - me

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