Turd on the Brink of Insanity
So, this is how it works in the Age of Lies, Obfuscation & Nonsense.
2/29 - Bernanke testimony. Down go PMs. http://www.tfmetalsreport.com/blog/3465/csi-comex-gold-and-silver-massacre
3/8 - Bernanke buttboy Hilsenrath talks. Up go PMs. http://www.tfmetalsreport.com/blog/3494/whatever-sterilize
3/13 - FOMC minutes no QE. Down go PMs. http://www.tfmetalsreport.com/blog/3520/literally-sick-my-stomach
3/26 - Bernanke talks. Up go PMs. http://www.tfmetalsreport.com/blog/3578/thank-you-mr-ben-bernank
4/3 - FOMC minutes again. Down go PMs. http://www.tfmetalsreport.com/blog/3615/schizo
4/11-12 - More talk of QE from Bernanke, Yellen and Dudley. Up go PMs. http://www.tfmetalsreport.com/blog/3654/sack-nonsense-redux
4/13 - Bernanke talks. Down go PMs. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/no-hints-qe-latest-bernanke-word-cloud
Absolutely ridiculous and comical nonsense. NO ONE should be attempting to trade gold and/or silver futures on the Comex. The WOPRs and The Cartel are completely in charge and every mutterance and headline sends a cascade of HFT orders based solely upon phraseology and syntax. THIS IS MADNESS! In the end, the fiat price of true money is left to shift in the wind, regardless of the underlying fundamentals. Therefore, THE ONLY ONES WITH A CHANCE are the regulars in Andy's Army. EVERYONE ELSE must avoid day trading at all costs. THE ONLY OPTION is to buy physical metal on paper metal dips and TAKE DELIVERY.
Have a nice weekend. TF
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Dam it Turd you have given
Dam it Turd you have given away my best Strategy.THE BERNANKE SEE/SAW,UP/DOWN YIPPEE DO DAR EXPONENTIAL DIVERGENCES AVERAGES THINGY.
Once the cartel read this.They will do a two in the row down talk days and all will be lost. I will have to go back to the cat chasing his tail indicator. That wasn't so successful,but not that bad you know. As long as he got good food.
I knew it was to good to last.
2/29 - Bernanke testimony. Down go PMs. ------ -------------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>> Went Short
3/8 - Bernanke buttboy Hilsenrath talks. Up go PMs. ---------------------->>>>>>> Went long
3/13 - FOMC minutes no QE. Down go PMs.------------------------------>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Went short
3/26 - Bernanke talks. Up go PMs. ---------------------------------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Went Long
4/3 - FOMC minutes again. Down go PMs.-------------------------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Went short
4/11-12 - More talk of QE from Bernanke, Yellen and Dudley. Up go PMs.----------->>>> Went long
4/13 - Bernanke talks. Down g0 PMs.------------------------------->>>>>>>>>>>>> Went Short
COT looks pretty routine to me.
Gold was down about $12 and silver about $1.50 for the week covered by the latest COT.
In the COT, both gold and silver show a growing net position for the commercials. To me this seems routine and not a big reason by itself to get excited about gold or silver moving up in the short term. It's not bearish, but it's not immediately bullish either.
On the other hand, an increasing commercial net position accompanied by a falling OI is definitely a coiling spring. But that is in the context of a longer time frame. Could be sooner, could be later -- the COT by itself won't tell you which. The spring could definitely coil more.
To me, the gold COT looks better short term than silver. This is just based on the fact that commercial net position in gold has quickly bounced almost back to the high level it had around Jan 1st (~92%), whereas silver has not bounced back up so much (~63%). (In other words, gold is much closer to being "fully coiled like Jan 1st" than silver.)
Disclaimer: I'm long physical, but I no longer by and hold paper gold or silver. In other words, I trade paper every day, but I won't make any decisions based on my opinion in this post.
Bringing Sanity to an Irrational Market/Nearly Insane Turd
Look we know the game is rigged. Why be surprised when it moves against what is logical?
Why even do the math for what your stack has "gained/lost" in fiat terms? It doesn't matter. Ounces matter.
I think next week could be exciting. Kitco court deadline in the 18th and there is a CFTC meeting that day (although I have given up hope of them ever doing anything). Also we are coming up on the one year anniversary of the May Silver Slam.
Have a safe and enjoyable weekend.
Brain Salad Surgery
Guess I do know how to embed. : ) Anyhoo, the perfect song for insanity and trading, the Awesome Dr John
Frank Curzio?
Ask him how the chimp is doing these days!
(google it)
paulindoon
Thx for the bacon video. Enjoyed by one and all.
you're not the only one on the brink
Turd, you aren't the only one on the brink of insanity.
Ever see the show "Shark Tank"? A guy just came on there with a design for a "generator" that runs off of saltwater. It generates copious electrical output for virtually no operation cost. Best of all, the waste product from processing saltwater is gold. 1 cubic mile of saltwater will yield "many tons" of Gold. Can you believe the shark's passed on this deal of the century?
I suppose this is why the cartel dumped gold and oil today! They knew about this generator before the show aired, and that oil and gold would soon become more common than the paper they hold so dear.
Brain Salad Surgery ~ full album
Great idea silvermedusa
IS7 -right on!
Good friday night doobie music! Amazing when you go back and listen to some of this stuff, how we are still talking about a lot of the same stuff. Have a great weekend everyone!
Queen - Rock Montreal - Full Concert
A Stones vid at...
http://www.tfmetalsreport.com/comment/153709#comment-153709
Any Beatles fans out there?
The Beatles - Rooftop Concert (Full Version)
California Lawyer..question please.
GSA official to take the Fifth
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0412/75121.html
How come TPTB or their minions, never go to prison when they take the fifth, or do they? I find it fascinating that the very same people that have contributed to shredding the constitution, fall back on it when convenient and necessary.
Why don't more people claim the Fifth?
OT. Why isn't Corzine in friggin jail? And Dimon as bunk mates?
Thank you for your input
@ CPNScarlet
Wow. Always admire your work on the trains. Always wished I'd had a chance to do something like that in my younger years.
Brings me to a question. Since there are obviously advertising signs in the subway, and since you are a regular poster here, why not a sign advertising "Mrs. Turd's Fresh Yogurt"?
Bound to be a crowd pleaser.
Ferd
COT report
looks pretty positive to me especially for silver.
Insanity is fun
Dealing with insanity is about the most fun you can have with your clothes on. Just try to predict what is rational behavior, then do the opposite. Works every time.
@ IRB....
Yes, but when it comes to ammo, I know which side I'd rather take my chances on....
It takes love over gold and mind over matter
Go for the Gold ~ click pic
Working Deep Underground...
...in search of the shiny.
COT Data
Here you go, posted over in Pailin's Corner, figured you all may want to look at it also.
(Commercial long – Commercial short) / OI
Since 2010, using this equation this week would be 18th best week to purchase silver out of 67. Best week would have been 12/27/2011, worst week would have been 9/6/2011. It’s not perfect, the second worst week would have been 3/1/2011, I’m guessing a massive short squeeze lead to that big run up in price the next two months. 2/28/2012 was sixth worst. I haven’t really analyzed this as I just did it, but it looks like we are safe from some sort of massive waterfall, for the next month or two anyway. Seems to me we’ve already bottomed, which I didn’t think before I did this. I think a better way to do this is to compare current weeks number to the previous X weeks number, where X is number of weeks, and then mess around X to get index to predict price better, I’ll try and do that later.
Anyway, here are top 25 and bottom 25 you can have fun playing with over the weekend. Sorry for making post so long, I can’t think of a better way.
BEST
Index Date OI C. Long C. Short
-0.133733974937054 12/27/2011 138611 53053 71590
-0.140849201012861 12/20/2011 139802 52154 71845
-0.143806100355258 01/03/2012 142713 52906 73429
-0.15562618246302 10/18/2011 160153 55226 80150
-0.158961876501697 10/04/2011 159403 55004 80343
-0.16675842443569 01/10/2012 139861 50633 73956
-0.173441424982873 10/11/2011 157644 52864 80206
-0.173448601381229 01/17/2012 140889 51436 75873
-0.180739455337558 11/01/2011 163661 53824 83404
-0.180930475311939 10/25/2011 164776 53568 83381
-0.189082783570973 11/22/2011 140970 49692 76347
-0.189736523445655 11/08/2011 167643 55913 87721
-0.190533512003452 12/13/2011 132087 45534 70701
-0.192842980370155 09/27/2011 156853 52423 82671
-0.195248340858814 11/29/2011 131996 48325 74097
-0.198360596497145 11/15/2011 166036 53681 86616
-0.19880402926578 01/24/2012 143649 48785 77343
-0.198848127881313 04/10/2012 153142 55495 85947
-0.213855187733988 12/06/2011 128746 45070 72603
-0.218244105595486 05/17/2011 193531 51398 93635
-0.218881526523234 06/07/2011 186987 52553 93481
-0.220755035475668 06/14/2011 183647 53953 94494
-0.221667026515736 05/24/2011 194526 48988 92108
-0.223001868382811 01/31/2012 144510 48169 80395
-0.223723470134549 06/28/2011 159867 47651 83417
WORST
Index Date OI C. Long C. Short
-0.333655792091254 09/06/2011 168497 42873 99093
-0.331167325456614 03/01/2011 185441 40702 102114
-0.324297996696455 08/30/2011 165277 43697 97296
-0.322882518363953 03/08/2011 188821 41376 102343
-0.321275976206181 09/13/2011 168279 44747 98811
-0.313173842147533 02/28/2012 164356 48250 99722
-0.30843096223658 03/22/2011 196407 43963 104541
-0.306891972052053 03/15/2011 190497 42955 101417
-0.302944267065433 03/29/2011 197944 45743 105709
-0.302938361033828 08/02/2011 178637 42382 96498
-0.302168857671681 08/23/2011 189639 48907 106210
-0.295169564778123 07/26/2011 178162 41998 94586
-0.291719678946597 04/05/2011 211429 48696 110374
-0.291018235631086 09/20/2011 167584 45471 94241
-0.288785423582588 02/22/2011 213276 45559 107150
-0.288537821066688 02/15/2011 203696 45474 104248
-0.283330353417963 01/04/2011 184569 38468 90762
-0.283256756987 08/16/2011 176077 47338 97213
-0.282877077147814 02/08/2011 189623 42078 95718
-0.27578249693924 02/21/2012 156007 46307 89331
-0.274967765702708 07/12/2011 162870 42210 86994
-0.274554859970744 07/19/2011 178427 44250 93238
-0.273330134685904 02/01/2011 175074 41957 89810
-0.273293170008416 02/14/2012 149722 46325 87243
-0.271831604909118 03/06/2012 152451 49226 90667
Nothing on TV? Tau Tona:City Of Gold ~ Megastructures
Tau Tona referenced in chart above
http://www.tfmetalsreport.com/forums/frivolity-forum
Silver Margins
Here's my guess..
If the margins for silver were lowered and the margins stay the same in gold, we could be looking at some money being taken out of the gold market to be moved over to the silver market. Silver to rise and gold to fall on Monday. Both to rise on Tuesday and Wednesday morning, then options expiry come in to play, Wednesday afternoon and Thursday metals drop.
How much? Look at your bollinger bands.
Little things like this...
...become a big deal sooner or later.
China Widens Yuan Band to 1 Percent, People’s Bank Says
http://www.tfmetalsreport.com/comment/153741#comment-153741
Silver Update 4/13/12 Pirate Economy
Update by Brother JohnF
NYMEX
Not even hiding it, same thing, same time, different day.
9v battery + silver = health
Use the 3 9v batteries and some of your silver stack to make colloidal silver. Kills all pathogens, bacterial, viral or fungal. Colloidal silver can fetch $40 a bottle, you can make gallons for pennies. That $18 may be an investment.
@Recaptureamerica
The USA system of justice is the best in the world. It is full of flaws, but does have certain features which I find remarkable in their application, still today.
One concept that we still have is the presumption of innocence. This means that legally, even if an accused criminal is as guilty as sin, the prosecutor STILL has to prove each element of the charged offense beyond a reasonable doubt. The prosecution cannot compel an accused to offer testimony against him/herself (5th Amendment, U.S. Const.)
So, where, as here, the state seeks sworn testimony from a witness, who hapens also to possibly be implicated in some form of wrongdoing, then the state cannot force that person to testify.
In California, it is forbidden to imply guilt by an accused's invoking of the 5th.
So, the simple take away I have is that whenever one invokes the 5th Amendment right to remain silent, then I know for sure that person did something wrong. It also means that the prosecution has to work a little harder as well since they will not get to sit back and prove the case using the accused's words against the accused. I could ramble on and on about this, but it's Friday and I want to take a breather. . .
Chaos always preceeds new paradigm
The signs of chaos we see in the market ( replacing rational trading decision by irrational , overreacting to minor "imagined" signals and plots etc. by all players ) means that the PM market is looking for direction where opposite rational directions ( up/down) are starting to bear equal weight. So the net rational decision direction is actually 0, or no direction, and that state is extremely volatile and not sustainable.
Such chaos usually precedes a breakthrough in one or another direction (up /down) , so that is not far away.
Now we here seem still to believe that the underlaying rational move will be up. However, the strength of conviction is fading on average, exhausted by previous crashes, long term sidelines trading and current chaos where no direction seems to be clear anymore.
Now comes the interesting part:
1) If the market is going to find its rational direction and it will be UP, expect a move from chaos to BOTTOM before the UP trend takes off. There are psychological reasons behind it on both sides of the trading - UP side loses followers, DOWN side thinks the direction has been found-like these longer term TA lines that start to point down.
2) After that final bottom when seemingly the rational direction DOWN has been established, the UP will replace it, and this time more and more convincingly.
3) That is just the usual way crisis and chaos plays out into definite action- first there comes that feeling that everything You do is wrong, money time wasted, morale down, and than suddenly out of this mess ,given the right bottom price is reached plus the obviously true fundamental rational reasons for UP turn starts to show through the chaos , and UP trend takes over.
This also happens in major organizational or in fact any change project that is undertaken in organizations or even individual lives- there is always chaos and doubt-drop in confidence- before the final outbreak- in one or another direction.
4)I think the outbreak will be in UP direction, and current chaos , irrationality tells that the moment is coming closer- we are entering the final stages before PM market next breakthrough UP (prior to this, there should be a final DIP).
5)If our basic rational reasons for PM value in paper going UP are right, the key to success is simple persistence, which borders with belief in some cases, intuitive knowledge.
SO, these maddening irrational day trades are in fact a clear signal things will not last this way for long. Which should make us happy, should it not?
(I am talking here a bit more about silver shorter term than gold as GSR continues its way up-as long as it does , silver will enter the final dip first-uncoupling).
http://www.tfmetalsreport.com/comment/152657#comment-152657
Manipulation?
Block trades are privately negotiated transactions that are conducted outside the normal pit or via computer-based trading systems used by exchanges.
“There are rules that prohibit that in the pit, but you can circumvent the pit” in a block trade, Chierici said. “I believe they wanted to make the point that the system is not fair.”
Sounds familiar? Manipulation? Surely not, just working on behalf of a client.
This is good news for us. The Masters (ha) of the Universe are are slowly being revealed as the cheats, liars and thieves that we know they are.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-04-13/traders-walk-out-of-cme-eurodollar-pit-to-protest-trade.html
SRSRocco - EROI diesel discussion etc
You may remember me mentioning UCG Syndiesel as a viable alternative when discussing peak energy/diesel usage before. So long as you can find stranded coal seams - (they are EVERYWHERE and particularly in China and Mongolia fwiw), you can pop a UGC-CTL plant on top and run around 20,000 barrels per day from each facility at around $30 a barrel. There is no reason not to build several such plants in each geographic location to produce both syndiesel and as feedstock for small powerstations to feed the grid.
Expect the company that are doing this to announce a Joint Venture with the Chinese on Monday's open....propitious timing indeed. This announcement is a biggie as it will change the markets perception of the tech much the same way Kinder Morgan and Denbury surprised the industry by proving the model of EOR years ago. The big difference is that UCG-CTL is infinitely scaleable - and even can provide the needed C02 for further EOR!
This is a link to comment on the EOR/UCG nexus outside of Linc Energy promo materials!
http://www.uwyo.edu/eori/_files/co2conference11/bruce%20hill%20-%20catf%...
Your calculations about Diesel are very interesting and no doubt based on good data but humans generally have a way of finding a solution when pushed against a wall (where we are as you point out) and UGC-generated syndiesel is that answer as it also is very broadly distributed (ie the stranded coal) meaning that countries won't be so reliant on imports but rather will have domestic supply.